Crushies

Crushies is when you like someone and when you see them your chest starts to feel tight and you get butterflies.

Eg: " Ugh I have the crushies because of you :/ "

by I ❤️ D.M October 2, 2018

cum crusted

Being covered in cum that has dried.

Miley was lying there completely cum crusted.

by Pallyberry August 27, 2013

poop crusties

Dried bits of poo left on and around the butthole, formed as a direct result of waiting to long to wipe. Aforementioned "crusties" generally begin to form 10 or more minutes after final defecation (a.k.a. grand finale) has occurred.

Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.

"Kind sir, I seem to have run out of TP. Could you assist me before I develop poop crusties"

"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."

This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.

by Shouse March 19, 2008

crusting

when someone does something so vile or ratchet that you feel your soul deteriorate

Ew, I can't believe she came to school with her hair like that; I'm crusting.

by stairwellsister June 7, 2018

crustini

Dried semen left on the face of a female after a night of hard drinking.

Hey Jerry, did you see Becky this morning? She had huge patch of crustini on her face, I wonder if it was Steve's.

by Chicken McBloodybutthole October 14, 2005

crustillization

The process of vomit drying up and becoming hard and crusty.

"Oh man, Jay can't hold his liquor for shit! He just puked all over the carpet"
"Quick, wipe it up before the crustillization starts"

by yurg November 17, 2007

custies

short for customers in the service industry. particularly those viewed with disdain by servers.

"i wish these custies would back the fuck off."

"If I get one more order for another latte, I'm gonna pop a cap in a custies ass"

by youjustgotblackberried January 17, 2009