California Cruiser

Stoner, pothead, or frequent cannabis-user; a high person, someone who is really baked (from having just completed a roadie).

Jeff (devil-eyed and reeking of dank): "Dude, where is your bathroom?"

Gas station attendant 1: "Down the hall on your left."

Gas station attendant 2: "Looks like we got ourselves a California Cruiser."

Gas station attendant 1: "YEAUP!"

by juanvaldez213 May 19, 2010

Urban Cruiser

As described by Jeremy Clarkson, Someone who isn't allowed 200 meters within an elementary school.

Jeremy Clarkson: The Toyota Urban Cruiser is the stupidest car name known to man!

by Jerkyman97 April 22, 2019

Maui Cruiser

Total pos car used by all nonmaterialistic or surfer/stoner type residents of Hawaii. Frequently dented, multi-colored, rusted out and slept in. Any sketchy looking automobile or a prehistoric gas guzzler, of the four door variety, with no a/c, horn, working lighter, etc.

1. One man's hoopty is another man's maui cruiser.

2. I thought it was the best vacation sex ever, until he offered to take me to the airport and I saw his maui cruiser. That car had to be 20 years older than he was!

by hotboxin February 3, 2005

cruiser spooning

When you drive down the highway and see two cops pulled long side one another facing in opposite directions and they are doing nothing.

I was driving down the road the other day and flew past 2 cops cruiser spooning and neither one of them bothered to move to come after me.

by five_point_OH October 22, 2010

cruiser

A cop car

Dude you see that cruiser pull up? I thought I was gonna get bopped for sure.

by The DJ Costigan March 1, 2009

cruiser and tug

The very common phenominon amongst posh, proffesional white women.
It's a really stunning woman who is always accompanied by her horrible, fat, ugly little friend.

by Kilo Lobo June 14, 2003

Cruiser

a type of motorcycle. Harley Davidsons are the iconic figurehead of the cruiser world. Most cruisers dont have plastic fairings. They are similar to a bobber in that the engine is visible from the outside and is used as a decoration. Ussually cruisers are ridden by older folks as younger riders prefer the raw speed of a sportbike. Normally cruisers are more comfortable to ride than sportbikes, especially for passengers

P1 "man that cruiser over there is sweet"

P2 "what the ducati?"

P1 "no man the harley! ducati's are for speed freaks not riders"

by koalla99 August 5, 2010