1. Is a homosexual
2. Thinks he's black but is really white
3. Likes being the little spoon
4. Is difficult
5. Likes to start arguments
6. Is annoying
7. Used to be a junkie
8. In love with a hottie (k.w)
9. Gives off muffin energy
10. Has bug eyes
11. Is an eshay
12. Is whipped (k.w)
13. Spends to much money of food
14. Doesn't drive
15. Is all talk
2. Thinks he's black but is really white
3. Likes being the little spoon
4. Is difficult
5. Likes to start arguments
6. Is annoying
7. Used to be a junkie
8. In love with a hottie (k.w)
9. Gives off muffin energy
10. Has bug eyes
11. Is an eshay
12. Is whipped (k.w)
13. Spends to much money of food
14. Doesn't drive
15. Is all talk
by Fu era August 10, 2023
Get the Blade Cronk mug.A crunk donkey, or donkey who is crunk: with crunk signifying a combination of drunk (or high) and crazy, and donkey signifying the actual mammal of that name.
"Man," exclaimed the pothead, "now that we've made this cronkey we should ride his crazy ass! W00T!!!"
by The Crazy Cap'n May 22, 2006
Get the cronkey mug.two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says, "And that... is the way it was."
by helen424 February 1, 2007
Get the sloppy cronkite mug.It's when two people try to get each other off, and the first one to get off says, (In a Walter Cronkite voice), "That was the way it was."
Source: The Daily Show, specifically from John Stewart.
Source: The Daily Show, specifically from John Stewart.
Douche and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.
by SoulCatcher February 2, 2007
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The use of "cronk" signifies any word which the speaker wishes to replace or create.
The use of "cronk" signifies any word which the speaker wishes to replace or create.
I wish this stupid cronk on my toe would just disappear!
Wow, you really cronked her last night!
Now that's cronkin'.
Cronk!
Wow, you really cronked her last night!
Now that's cronkin'.
Cronk!
by Forest Prefontaine January 19, 2008
Get the cronk mug.Substance, typically cotton/poly blends (usually used for shirts, etc) having the half life of robin.
Although this is not yet scientifically confirmed, it is the general hypothesis on the topic.
Typically discussed in the Advance Placement Calculus.
Although this is not yet scientifically confirmed, it is the general hypothesis on the topic.
Typically discussed in the Advance Placement Calculus.
by Kate Nelson April 1, 2007
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