crotssage

a massage given to your crotch, normally by another persons' foot.

Me and my girl was sitting at the fancy resturaunt, and the next thing i noticed, she was giving me a crotssage under the table.

by looky-looky,nooky-nokky February 28, 2009

Crocus

A different word for dick

"Wow that crocus is huge!"

by Habsysns February 24, 2017

ccotus

Circus Clown Of The United States.

And today CCOTUS spent his 1667 day at Mar o Lago

by That Lego on the floor May 11, 2017

Cromus

When alls of your hairs falls on the ground and yous bald

Nice a chromus you deeg

by Cangh Jui May 24, 2003

crocus

to be in disarray

"My focus is all crocus" when you are confused

by Shane Anderson September 28, 2003

crousti

Adjective
Short for " croustillant "
Said of someone or something that is insanely hot.
Being crousti is a state of mind, a staggering way of acting nonchalant and composed. That under any circumstances.
Can be used at anytime, from grocery shopping at Target to reading I-D while eating pinkberry.

Antonym : fat britney, poor thing, assistant

" Britney is so crousti these days "
" OMG, i know "

or

" Hot D. got fat... that's so not crousti "

or

" Mary, has the croustiest vagina "

or

" the last episode from the hills was so crousti"

or

" Mariah just did the croustiest sound check ear-finger touch "

or

" Lindsay's rehab was so not crousti, full of nobodies... i feel so sorry for her "

by Craquel-Bijou January 7, 2009

CMOTUS

Acronym for: Chief Marxist of the United States

By encouraging views of Capitalism as evil, by increasing taxes to "re-distribute the wealth" of the country, by taking over the privately held auto and financial industries of the USA and placing them into government receivership without Constitutional authority, by attempting taking away freedom of choice in health care decisions by the individual and punishing the productive and self-reliant, Barack H. Obama, currently occupying the office of POTUS, has proven himself CMOTUS.

by BonnieBlue August 2, 2009