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Cronking Yah Gonk

Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.

Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.
Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!
by fliip3 May 17, 2022
mugGet the Cronking Yah Gonkmug.

Cronked on Gronk

An expression typical sailors where one is completely intoxicated by rum to the point where one is constantly vomiting and fumbling with there movements.
"Hey guys; i'm totally cronked on gronk and vomiting everywhere and can't control my movements.
by Lord Garbage May 15, 2018
mugGet the Cronked on Gronkmug.

Cronking

The indefinite need to express your pain in a game or victory in a game using a word. I made up this word randomly.
Person 1: *Going beast mode in a game*
Person 1: I'm CRONKING!! omg IM GETTING CRONKED!!!!!!
by MusicalCondom January 2, 2022
mugGet the Cronkingmug.

Cronk-Parroting

Someone, usually a member of senior management, who takes it upon themselves to impart detailed knowledge about various facets of SQL Server ( DB performance analysis, query costs, table optimisation and index creation) which all parties to the conversation know for certain that they have obtained from and are repeating the wisdom of, a proper SQL developer.
Robert spent rather too long on the call Cronk-Parroting the optimisations required to bring speed and inner peace to the users' lives.
by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023
mugGet the Cronk-Parrotingmug.

Cronk

The lowest of the low: a stupid, trashy piece of shit who's widely disliked
"He's a cronk, i hope hes not coming tonight"
by eagle553 April 29, 2019
mugGet the Cronkmug.

Cronks

Yo check out my new cronks
by Fosty July 15, 2019
mugGet the Cronksmug.

Logan Cronk

A strange wierdo who shouldn't have been born.
by BigLolNoob November 8, 2020
mugGet the Logan Cronkmug.

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