crumpit

another word for cracker.

want some crumpits and tea?

by lik' ems June 27, 2005

Crompstache

n. - a mustache that grows patchily as a result of constant stress and humiliation

Brian- Man you have a horrible crompstache.
Earl- I know, I get constantly stressed and humiliated.

by boooogerrrrr October 12, 2009

crocpit

The soft, slippery place between the second and third toe where angry fish go to wind down.

Yeah, you can rub my feet but watch out for the crocpit.

by Nubbley numnut April 15, 2017

Pulling a Compitello

To drink extremely quickly and in excess, causing the guilty party to become blackout drunk and vomit on all surrounding surfaces, causing a general panic as well as putting a damper on the party that follows. Bonus points for every surface the inebriated party covers in vomit (the more colorful the better!), and for every person that calls 911 on your behalf. Furthermore, one could be said to be "Pulling a Compitello" if they smoke after forgetting their inhaler, causing them to have an ahstma attack, if they ruin a party, if they forget their shoes, or any number of other party fouls.

Origins: Italian (Compe- complete, Tello- fucking mess)

"Damn, that girl just yacked up half a gallon on your carpet, she's really pulling a compitello tonight.

by aidsface69 October 9, 2017

crumpit

A crumpit is someone who is a total batty. Thinks they have friends but he doesn't. Its someone who thinks they are gangsta and has had on overdose on gangsta cookies.

Master mister is a great example

M:i aint even joking, prick
Cool guy: u r such a crumpit, ease up on the gangsta cookies
m:im gangsta man, dnt tlk 2 me
cool guy: dnt try acting gangsta when u aint

by Faizal July 11, 2005

Crumpit

A word for and to be used by white(pronounced Hwite) people.
Our version of fo shizzel. It evolved from our ancestors common noontime snack of tea and crumpets

"Crump out"!.
"I'm crumpin".

"did you see john sing karaoke"? "he really crumped out"!

Crumpits!!! "A hole in one"!

by -Mr. NIck M- September 6, 2007

crompet

a gay cunt.

Nick: i buy my clothes from the op shop
John: Haha, what a crompet!

by felchpheasant July 9, 2011