muddy crocodile

When someone fails to flush the deuce they dropped in the public toilet, and then subsequent users of the toilet, rather than flushing it down, continue to urinate on the floating turd until the surrounding water becomes so murky you can only barely see the top of the log emerging from the water.

Also known as a chocolate alligator.

Fucking nasty! I just walked into that stall and somebody left me a muddy crocodile!

by finkystingers September 1, 2011

Crocodile Tears

Fake tears for the purpose to look like you understand or because it's the appropriate thing to do

She didn't care that her father-in-law just died, but she cries those crocodile tears anyways, pretending to feel the pain.

by sprinkes_in_my_frosting February 12, 2008

chocobro

A mix between the words "chocobo" (an emu-like mythical animal) and brother. Usually just used as a synonym for "bro".

Guy A: Whazzup mah Chocobros???
Guy B: Nothin' but the ceiling.

by ThePurpleMage March 1, 2009

Chocoballs

A way to get any girl to fall in love with you works every time

I mean it and I'm sure of it.

I'm gonna give her 3 pieces of chocoballs, then ask her '' do you know why I gaved you 3 pieces of chocolate balls?'' then she will say '' Why? ''

Then I'll tell her '' I'll tell you later, this isn't the right time''

then after school, I'll go on her, and tell her that I like her.

by ridiculewbb April 11, 2010

crocodile tears

fake crying, fake tears

Your crocodile tears can't fool me. I know what your up to.

by Light Joker December 8, 2005

Get crocobugged

What fans of tiktoker crocobug say to someone who has bad luck. Or just to mess with them.

"My mom died"
"Get crocobugged lol"

by Avaisasexymf July 18, 2021

Crocodialing

When you pretend to text or call someone to look like you are occupied in an uncomfortable situation.

That party was terrible! I didn't know anyone so i was crocodialing all night.

by je77 May 8, 2010