When you and your bro are double teaming a girl and one of you jizzes on her stomach while the other belly shots that shit
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I woke up this morning playing world of Warcraft and my girlfriend got me a cup of coffee and then she gave me a nice Cinnabon Creamer
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A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.
Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.
Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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by SkeeterSquat January 10, 2016
Get the cold bone creamery mug.probably that best option when going out for ice cream. you get exactly what you want down to what type of bowl you want it in. You usually get great service and happy people to serve you, but what happens in the back?
we literally just sit when there is absolutely nothing to do
we have very deep and meaningful conversations
have gummy bear and m&m fights when your boss/manager isnt working
make fun of the ridiculous customers we just helped, you think you did nothing wrong? haha guess again you idiot!
feel free to give us a tip but dont expect a song, we arent trained monkeys that bow to yuor every whim.
dont complain because you really cant, you ordered the damn thing. unless you know theres a hair in it...
dont complain about prices because once again, you ordered it.
i know we have funny names for our ice cream creations but come on guys, some of them are just your inability to read.
if we ask you a question like what size, dont say 2 scoops because you look like a dumbass, our sizes are right in front of your face.
we really just want you order your damn ice cream and leave so hurry up deciding. like seriously you dont even know what your in the mood for?
the latest you should come in to get ice cream is about a half hour before we close. unless you want to get dirty looks the whole time and an overpriced order! just kidding i only did that once
other than those few things, enjoy your ice cream
we literally just sit when there is absolutely nothing to do
we have very deep and meaningful conversations
have gummy bear and m&m fights when your boss/manager isnt working
make fun of the ridiculous customers we just helped, you think you did nothing wrong? haha guess again you idiot!
feel free to give us a tip but dont expect a song, we arent trained monkeys that bow to yuor every whim.
dont complain because you really cant, you ordered the damn thing. unless you know theres a hair in it...
dont complain about prices because once again, you ordered it.
i know we have funny names for our ice cream creations but come on guys, some of them are just your inability to read.
if we ask you a question like what size, dont say 2 scoops because you look like a dumbass, our sizes are right in front of your face.
we really just want you order your damn ice cream and leave so hurry up deciding. like seriously you dont even know what your in the mood for?
the latest you should come in to get ice cream is about a half hour before we close. unless you want to get dirty looks the whole time and an overpriced order! just kidding i only did that once
other than those few things, enjoy your ice cream
customer "can i have a love it cookie monster"
Employee" haha yeah of course you can have a cookie minster"
"why does your icecream look melty"
uhm its ice cream in the summer?
oh i just love going to coldstone creamery!
Employee" haha yeah of course you can have a cookie minster"
"why does your icecream look melty"
uhm its ice cream in the summer?
oh i just love going to coldstone creamery!
by coldstone worker? July 1, 2009
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this is the moment in which an individual's stonage (see marijuana) is at a peak. At this point a person will be known to subconciously wander into another world then sharply return to reality, sometimes in a fit of laughter.
often other creggers will notice a cregger cregging, this can result in hiliarious consequenses
this is the moment in which an individual's stonage (see marijuana) is at a peak. At this point a person will be known to subconciously wander into another world then sharply return to reality, sometimes in a fit of laughter.
often other creggers will notice a cregger cregging, this can result in hiliarious consequenses
Kit is slowly slipping into a cregg
Tucker notices and shouts 'kit you cregger!'
to which Kit cannot reply because he is locked in a cregg.
meanwhile Thomas creggs in the corner.
everyone then realises and burst into fits of laughter
Tucker notices and shouts 'kit you cregger!'
to which Kit cannot reply because he is locked in a cregg.
meanwhile Thomas creggs in the corner.
everyone then realises and burst into fits of laughter
by Tucker and Tom August 8, 2007
Get the cregger mug.More "leet" spelling for combo breaker. Used on message boards when a long line of similar posts is broken up.
Usually in all caps, and bolded.
Usually in all caps, and bolded.
Poster 1: lol pie
Poster 2: lol pie
Poster 1: lol pie
Poster 2: lol pie
Poster 3: B-B-B-BOMBO CREAKER!
Poster 2: lol pie
Poster 1: lol pie
Poster 2: lol pie
Poster 3: B-B-B-BOMBO CREAKER!
by Yams October 22, 2006
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