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probably that best option when going out for ice cream. you get exactly what you want down to what type of bowl you want it in. You usually get great service and happy people to serve you, but what happens in the back?

we literally just sit when there is absolutely nothing to do

we have very deep and meaningful conversations

have gummy bear and m&m fights when your boss/manager isnt working

make fun of the ridiculous customers we just helped, you think you did nothing wrong? haha guess again you idiot!

feel free to give us a tip but dont expect a song, we arent trained monkeys that bow to yuor every whim.

dont complain because you really cant, you ordered the damn thing. unless you know theres a hair in it...

dont complain about prices because once again, you ordered it.

i know we have funny names for our ice cream creations but come on guys, some of them are just your inability to read.

if we ask you a question like what size, dont say 2 scoops because you look like a dumbass, our sizes are right in front of your face.

we really just want you order your damn ice cream and leave so hurry up deciding. like seriously you dont even know what your in the mood for?

the latest you should come in to get ice cream is about a half hour before we close. unless you want to get dirty looks the whole time and an overpriced order! just kidding i only did that once

other than those few things, enjoy your ice cream
customer "can i have a love it cookie monster"

Employee" haha yeah of course you can have a cookie minster"

"why does your icecream look melty"
uhm its ice cream in the summer?

oh i just love going to coldstone creamery!
by coldstone worker? June 30, 2009
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An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.
by Carl H. July 24, 2005
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The best ice cream store ever. You can order whatever you want and they will mix your ice cream flavor with whatever candy, fruits or nuts you want to make the only real "custom ice cream".
Lets go to Cold Stone Creamery tonight and get great fucking ice cream.
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A sex act in which the male shits and freezes his shit. The man's woman then puts the frozen shit in a condom. The woman then uses the rock hard shit condom as a dildo and fucks the shit out of the man. After a few minutes of anal play, the shit is partially melted. The couple then eat the half melted shit condom like a popsicle.
My wife and I Cold Stone Creameried then shared the delicious treat.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.
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An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.
by Carl H. July 27, 2005
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