crapadingle

Crapadingle: a. a word used to express one’s feelings in a goofy way

b. A synonym for the swear word for poop

c. An insult for when someone is being a crackhead

“You forking crapadingle”

by baboonery4 April 30, 2023

page crapping

when a facebook friend is away on vacation, you post random, useless, yet hilarious "crap" on their "page" for them to sift through when they get home.

When Michelle goes to Vegas this weekend, lets go "page crapping"!!

by NotSmith April 2, 2010

crapping in my coffin

When a situation causes someone to become scared or very uneasy.

I was crapping in my coffin while I was waiting for the paternity test results. If I find out that I'm not the baby's daddy, that baby's momma will be crapping in her coffin.

by C--money December 21, 2005

crapping out babies

Used pejoratively, to describe women irresponsibly having children for the sake of having children, without regard to how they'll be taken care of; or referring to women trapped in a subservient position, generally within a patriarchal or relgiious culture, in which she serves the function of a brood mare, forced to have many children to satisfy some standard that has been imposed upon her. The term implies that these mothers have no serious regard for their children or the responsibility of childbirth, but rather, like dogs or cats, simply let nature take its course. One woman who has recently been described as crapping out babies is Nadya Sulieman, the young Southern California woman who recently had octuplets, after already giving birth to six other children--all through fertility treatments.

"I'm tired of these welfare mothers crapping out babies just so they can get more money from the taxpayer"; "In many Middle East countries women are kept ignorant and barefoot, crapping out babies they can barely feed, just so their husbands can feel proud of themselves."

by Jim Dawson February 9, 2009

craiging

the act of kidnapping a boy scout and taking him into the woods to tie special knots

I'm going to quit my job and go craiging

by GregZ April 9, 2013

crapping your pants

1.) Where you make crap or poop in your pants, without using a toilet. Normally frowned upon in society.

2.) Not necessarily doing the above, being very scared, frightened, or angry.

1a.) Dude, you really need to stop crapping your pants.
1b.) Ew, Alex just crapped his pants.

2.) I'm going to crap my pants if I get a bad grade on this test.

by Cooooooooooooooody September 24, 2006

Carailing

Ca.rail.ing

Definition: To stumble and meander into people or objects whilst under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Often occurs after a few too many Jägerbomb's in Queenstown.

"She was completely smashed lastnight, carailing all over the place"

He carailed right into that guy.

by Cloudz October 21, 2012