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capadactyl

When someone is being so cap, they start screeching and then into a pterodactyl
Me: “Julia, stop being a capadactyl”
Julia: *prehistoric dinosaur screeching*
by Jacklop789 May 13, 2022
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Chapadganju

A supreme insult (Origin : India , Language : Hindi) delivered to someone who is bald / balding. To be used when you're losing an argument and have no other choice. It has multiple closely related meanings.

1. Someone who is balding so terribly that a slap on the head (Chapad) will result in all remaining hair falling off.

2. Someone who applies hair growth compounds but they clearly don't have any effect.

3. A bald person who is also an asshole.
Yaar, tujhe kahaan se ladki milegi, Chapadganju saala.

( Dude, where will you ever find a girl, You Chapadganju saala
by iwasntjokingididthis March 4, 2019
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crapalier

Any Chevy Cavalier. A terrible, terrible car that should not be purchased or driven by anyone. Ever.
Frank: 'Concert tonight! I'll drive.'
Tom: 'No way I'm getting in your Crapalier!'
by Wyyl March 3, 2005
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crapage

refers to a lot of crap.
a)wheres your maths books?
b) ah! crapage! i left em at home
by bobage December 10, 2006
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crapdogg

1. (n) - a state of being in which one obtains neither education nor employment, opting rather to watch "7th Heaven"
2. (v) the unauthorized pilfering of goods, typically foodstuffs, beer, or cigarettes
1. He's living la vida crapdogg.
2. Hey! You crapdogged my last beer!
by hash poop May 16, 2003
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Crapanese

A hogdepodge of incoherently uttered Asian brand names spewed desperately in one of the following situations:

1) When one claims to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with the two words of Korean/Mandarin that he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo brothel upon losing his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss
"So, Tom, you said you speak Japanese! Prove it!"
"...ehhh...Kawasaki...Toyota...Mitsubishi...HONDA!"

"So, you dating my daughter, huh? You better speak some Mandarin!"
"...Maruchan?"

"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE NOODLE!"

All of the above are valid, real-life instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.
by Dark_Romanov January 25, 2011
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crapsaddle

When you are giving someone a piggy back ride then they shit on you.
I was giving my kid a piggy back ride and they crapsaddled all down my back.

Tommy was on my shoulders at the carnival and suddenly he gave me a crapsaddle.
by JowWOWHOBO October 26, 2010
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