craiging

a generic pejorative term for a person (craig) who wastes (lagging) long periods of time through inaction, thereby screwing up everybody else's part of a project, process, or activity

At any place where someone is disappointed and put out by having to always wait for someone else to "do their job" or get something done...but here we're in an office where Sarah hopes to get promoted because she has done a great job getting the Murphy Project off the ground, but is still waiting on Craig, a self-described 'bean counter' in accounting, to open his email from six months ago.

"Do you have those numbers, Sarah, so we can move forward with the project?", asks Carol, the VP.

"I'm sorry Carol, but accounting is still craiging behind the rest of the teams. We've reached out to them, but there's just no answer," she says, seeing her promotion hopes dwindle.

by Pete Henlein September 6, 2018

Craigophobia

When you get scared or sexually aroused at the sound of the name Craig and or image of someone you know who is named Craig.

Guy One: Dude did you just hear that?
Guy Two: Hear what?
Guy One: I heard someone say the name Craig.
Guy Two: So?
Guy One: I'm not sure if I should masturbate or pee my pants, I feel so sexually aroused and scared all at once.
Guy Two: You have Craigophobia!

by Thatonecrazybitchwithsixcats January 2, 2014

Craigorey

The most amazing man on the planet. He has a heart of gold and an amazing smile, even though he doesn't think so. He has the uncanny ability to make you smile and laugh. He will do anything for the people he cares about. Although he is very stubborn and has a manly exterior, he has a sensitive side. He's gorgeous without a doubt. He is extremely hard working, but knows how to have fun and let out his inner child. Whoever marries him will be the luckiest girl in the world.

Guy- I love you...
Girl- I love you too!
Guy- ...Will you marry me?
Girl- I couldn't imagine my life without you Craigorey.

by smokeysky November 12, 2010

craigen

Someone who always seems to contribute to the failure of a well constructed plan.

*After 3 hours of thinking up a plan*

Plan maker: Right, that's the plan for tonight, just waiting for you now lee.

Lee: Sounds good, only one problem..

Plan maker: What's that?

Lee: I'm not out tonight.

Plan maker: z0mg, what'a craigen you are!

by Gee-Dee June 4, 2009

craigor

An all round great guy

"Wow that's amazing!"
"oh you mean like Craigor?"

by CraigorNZ June 14, 2019

el craigo

a stocky, mammilian flesh tube that sports a full head of hair, known as an afro.

Let's go to the disco and hunt el craigo!

by die a deadly death June 3, 2003

craiging

the act of absconding with fantasy league funds or refusing to pay winnings to participants. Taken from a Scottish word for adeep crack or fissure in a rock, where the fuds supposedly dissapeared.

I cannot believe Fish is craiging us on the roto-baseball this season, he always paid off before.

by craptasticor June 19, 2009