covered up

To be extremely busy at work or too important for your friends. At work, can be the byproduct of being voluntold to do several things.

Scott - You comin' out for the engagement party?
Dave - Can't man, i'm covered up until next week.

by Slimy Pete January 10, 2008

BBQ Rib covered crack

When you have some BBQ ribs and you have a girl lay on her stomach. You then proceed to spread her arsecheeks and rub bbq ribs up and down her crack then continue to lick it up.

Man1: Man she was such a freak she let me give her a BBQ Rib covered crack.
man2: gross. but did it taste good?

by CrackHeadJerry June 29, 2021

Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle

A sexual act whereby a man, upon engaging a woman in a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide", proceeds to ejaculate in the woman's mouth, using the remaining fecal matter from the aformentioned acts as lubrication.

(Note: A Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle may be thought of as the third act in a complete scat play experience-- It is necessarily preceded by a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide".)

"I gave this broad a Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle last night, and believe it or not, the shit-eating bitch even swallowed!"

Ben refused to kiss his girlfriend after she enthusiastically accepted his Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle.

by TRICKSFORTRIX April 11, 2008

cheese covered bongload

An unatainable combo of two things, used to describe something great.

If i could fly like superman and be invisable, that would be amazing like a cheese covered bongload

by Bonebreak May 11, 2008

Chocolate-covered Pretzel

Sticking your hand down your pants and wiping on your ass. The offending hand is then used to handle a victim's goods and/or to shake their hand.

Offender: There's that guy I hate...
Friend: What you gonna do?
Offender: Offer him a chocolate-covered pretzel!

(Offender wipes his hand on his brown eye)

Victim: Hi, how are you?
Offender: Fine thanks, you?

(They shake hands, mission accomplished)

by n3ptun0x May 30, 2006

Covered

Used as an acknowledgment, such as ok and cool.

Person 1: So we're going to see porn right?
Person 2: Covered

by Bishop Nelson March 28, 2005

covered handjob

rubbing a guys penis through his pants, usually resulting in ejaculation (creaming his jeans)

Molly gave me a covered handjob until I creamed my jeans

by Marty October 23, 2003