Counterfriends

The complete strangers you talk to at a house party who are assembled around the neutral, alcohol friendly zone of the kitchen counter. Like you, they may know only a few people at the party, including the super-mingling host, and are looking for counterfriends.

If it weren't for my counterfriends, I would've been standing next to the wall for two hours!

by TheMontrealGuy October 18, 2011

counterterrorist

Nat Turner " A True Amerikkkan Counter-Terrorist"

White European terrorism pre-dates and reigns supreme over that small Johnny Come Lately Camel Jockey Shit.........get real!!!

by Homeland-Insecurity April 19, 2003

counterfeit swagger

Swagger so fake a nigga must of stole it from Old Spice.

Why the fuck do you smell like Old Spice take that counterfeit swagger off and get a refund?

by C-Diz12 August 8, 2009

Counterfeitology

The study of all aspects of counterfeiting and how to do it and get away with it. How to produce the best counterfits not only of money but of any brand product. Include analysis of object to be counterfited to see how it is made also how to make a perfect copy.

John is studying counterfeitology.

by Deep blue 2012 January 23, 2010

COULTERED

To apply your moose knuckle to a man's nose while he is either resting or passed out drunk. This will be followed by photographic evidence and mass amounts of belittling about how gay the person who was Coultered is. More affect can be gained if this is done in only a pair of tighty whities.

Tech 1: "Dude, I was so drunk last night and have the constant stench of balls on my face."

Tech 2: "Dude, you totally got Coultered"

by The Mat January 25, 2010

Counterfriends

An alternative and perhaps superior definition is from a business or work setting.

Counterfriends are those coworkers or supervisors you secretly hate but who have no idea how you really feel. Usually a Counterfriend has some obnoxious or dangerous quality, yet for whatever reason, it's not a good strategy to antagonize them.

To avoid serving prison time for murder, I approach all my Counterfriends with misdirection and kindness.

by edx500 October 20, 2011

counterfeit chris

Similar to a john doe, a counterfit chris is a person who typically counterfeits small bills and spens them at convienent stores or fast food resturaunt.

Cop- I dont know we have a Counterfeit Chris running around town spending all this fake money we have to find out where its coming from.

by Mr Shipsey Johnson September 25, 2009