Pornography

According to Beavis and Butt-Head pornography is the study of porn.

Beavis "what's pornography?"
Butt-Head "uhhh i think it's like the study of porn"
Beavis "heh heh so he's a pornologist."

by thealmightbunghole November 29, 2011

Paleo-pornography

The ability to determine what decade a clip of porn is from merely by observing Ron Jeremy's appearance and other 'hairstyle' attributes.

Dude ) Hey Phil! Come and check this clip out!

Phil ) Hmmm. Ron Jeremy is skinny, and the hairstyles are 'un-trimmed'. This is classic 80's porn.

Dude ) You sir are correct! Excellent Paleo-pornography skills.

by SoylentBob1970 January 15, 2010

Pornography

Pornography can be seen through a magazine or your phone, normal porn is naked people probably having sex, but there are other types of porn. Porn is not illegal per se but there is sick porn, i made up 2 levels of sick porn, mild sick porn which is just gay porn or lesbian porn, and heavy sick porn which is rule 34 shit. Another type of porn is child porn which is illegal, it shows rape ( a grown man banging a girl from age 7-14 ) and that is fucked up. so some porn is illegal and some isnt

Pornography

by pseudonym ツ October 5, 2020

pornography

Graphic depiction that has no artistic merit and that leads to sexual thought.

Which is basically every commercial I have ever seen...

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

pornography

Commonly referred to as porn, this shizzle is the depiction of males and females engaging in sometimes quite explicit sexual encounters. In most cases he man inserts his penis into the woman's vagina and the woman begins to have a fake screaming orgasm. Sex is close to the real thang but it's not:porn is.

Bitch, get off me, the Spice Channel's got a new documentary on lesbians coming on in five minutes--I gotta get my "jack off rag"

by Louie G December 17, 2003

Carography

The moves and execution of those moves to music while doing a videotape selfie in your car.

Dance moves done to music while seated in your car.

Car choreography.

Your carography was on point in that Instagram video you made yesterday.

by AQfrumdaBX July 14, 2016

divine choreography

An event, experience or occurrence that surpasses excellence like a perfectly choreographed dance created by a higher intelligence, source or by the divine .

It was Divine Choreography after my car spun off a dark blizzardy rural highway, when a vehicle a two strangers showed up out of thin air and pulled me and my car out of the ditch.

by MarijaF September 19, 2020