Cornelia Street

The best song on Taylor Swift’s album ‘Lover’. It can be interpreted in many ways but to put it simply it’s for the girls who say they are done but continue to go back. The girls that know true heartbreak in a love that was once good.

“what’s the best T-Swizzle song?”

“Cornelia Street.”

by anonymous April 3, 2022

Cornelius

Cornelius: a name typically stereotyped or given definition by persons not named Cornelius; who have never met a Cornelius; or who are jealous they are not a Cornelius. A Cornelius and his corresponding lifestyle can be used to profound and lasting effect, as no one ever forgets meeting or sharing a memory with a Cornelius. A Cornelius’ magnetic, effervescent and fearless persona is generally a product of having survived a lifetime of name abuse at the hands of blandly named, high-fiving d-bags named Mike, Phil, Steve and/or Rob. Cornelius’ generally enjoy expectations because they never disappoint. Little can also be done to stop a Cornelius once he starts talking, drinking, smoking, fighting, yelling and schmoozing, and rest assured, if you’ve made to back to Cornelius’ home after having met one, you’ve already made up your mind to make him breakfast.

Tiffany: So, I met this guy last night and the only way I could get him to shut up was to sleep with him.

Gisel: Was his name Cornelius?

by Mr. Dam July 14, 2010

cornell

Where hopeful youth go to have their aspirations obliterated. See: antonyms for Disneyworld, Utopia

Neil: "Yo, dude! I'm goin to Cornell!"

Brian: "Can I have your stereo after you jump off the bridge?"

by bobbysss July 31, 2008

Cornell Girl

A girl who attends Cornell and is very smart, cool, pretty, slick, and suddenly after a week becomes blah because she is around boring smart people 24/7.

Sophie: Hey did you talk to Ashley last night?

Amy: Yeah, it is like she has become a Cornell Girl.

Sophie: Oh, boo.

by slycatstix August 26, 2009

cornell notes

On the eigth day Satan decended, in jew form, and created cornell notes. And the Jew ascended into the mountains in the north of city of angels and seeing as the people were with mirth the jew said "Do unto the notes 20 pages a month" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "do unto notes 20 summaries" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "Do unto the notes 10 learning logs" and he saw it was bad. Many trembled in fear and tried to avert this disaster by throwing money at this jew woman with horns. Yet it was to no avail. And the children of Du unto the Arte wept in sorrow, for this creation could not be conquered.

Burn in cornell notes, jew-haters!

by Longman McDickert November 23, 2006

Cornel

Someone who you really love

I love Cornel very much

by Hennie July 17, 2019

cornell withdrawl

The withdrawl the body goes through when without Cornell for over 12 hours....may also be defined as when "Walmart" is in dire need of some lil tetrah. Symptoms may include crankiness, fatigue, muscle spasams, and/or involuntary sobbing.

Susan is having serious cornell withdrawl after only 18 hours of being without him.

by monkeys1017 July 8, 2014