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Fortune Cookie Religion

Fortune Cookie Religion describes religious beliefs that are not based on reading religious texts in their entirety but by reading one disjointed verse at a time, as though getting small doses of wisdom akin to a fortune cookie.

The reader then forces that one short verse to apply to their lives and those around them without reading the chapters before or after. This style of religion creates a tendancy for the words to be misinterpretted or taken out of context. Also the reader usually does very little to understand the culture at the time, or other inferences surrounding the time and place that the scripture was written.

In essence it is a shallow religious base comprised of little effort or research on the part of the person. Someone who is Fortune Cookie Religious likes little sayings, quotes, and things with bits of scripture on them, to outwardly show to others that they are religious, but rarely do they read their religious texts themselves. They wait for someone else to tell them what to believe.
Jane's Fortune Cookie Religion involves her reading her Zen Calendar every day.

Tom's made a Fortune Cookie Religion out of reading his horoscope.

Sally's turned reading the Bible into a Fortune Cookie Religion with the way she opens it and points to a random verse, hoping that it will show her the way.
by Lindsay Archer July 14, 2007
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licorice cookie

Licorice cookie is amazing 👍 I forgor
by Mclover29i September 10, 2021
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Cookie Clicker

A game that consists of a cookie that must be clicked repeatedly to make more cookies. It gives you the illusion that you are making cookies, but you are really not. Tumblr seems to be obsessed with it (around August 2013)
Tumblr user 1: OMG have you played cookie clicker yet, it ruined my life!
Tumblr user 2: What no but I'll check it out
Tumblr user 2 after playing Cookie Clicker: OMFG I CAN'T STOP CLICKING THIS COOKIE
by Terrilyn Debbs August 20, 2013
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Nigger fortune cookie

A piece of corn bred with a food stamp baked in the middle of it.
Otis, look at Leroy. He done got himself a nigger fortune cookie on his way back from the liquor store!
by Samurai Sam September 14, 2006
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cookie on tsunami

a female genitalia that is overly wet . a tsunami is a natural disaster that causes a lot of water to come out this is why nicki minaj said this to describe her genitalia
last night was great she was cookie on tsunami her genitalia was wet all over like a tsunami
by starisha 344 October 1, 2017
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Madeleine cookie

a character from the popular rpg game Cookie Run: Kingdom

He’s a knight commander, definitely gay, has long hair, looks delicious and Devsisters loves him a lot.
Person 1: Hey, what characters do you have on your team?
Person 2: Madeleine cookie and his bf espresso cookie :)
Person 1: what
by justfablol October 8, 2021
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Cookie rape

Where you force a cookie in someone's mouth to make them shut up.
Kiki please cookie rape Bob he won't shut up.
by Deserei December 14, 2009
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