contrast ratio

a ratio comparing the attractiveness of a girl's vagina to that of her asshole, it is not meant to be interpreted mathematically but in more of an expressionistic style

"How was your hookup last night?"
"It was terrible, she totally had a 1:1 contrast ratio."

by Jeufaloop October 23, 2009

contrasexuals

Women who shun off the family, men and marriage for the good life!

description: thirtysomething, uglier than a skillet's bottom and filthy-rich bitch.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

High contrast living

When a person lives in the extremes. One who smokes cigarettes and then only consumes organic food.

I explore moderation through high contrast living. Last night I drank a bottle of jagermeister, so I must go for a run today!

by KweenKarima October 10, 2008

contrast

Examine in order to note significant differences between two or more things

Jase and Colin's personalities are pretty contrast

by goodvibesgoogooogg April 3, 2017

contrast

Contrast is what unattractive people with light to medium skin tones use to overexpose their photographs into a somewhat alien-like being that is so ambiguous that it might be hot. There is usually a large, vague blast of light where there would normally be a nose on an actual human being.

Contrast is a form of visual trickery online similar to a FGAS. It can hide a sizeable nose, unattractive bone structure, acne, copious amounts of unwanted facial hair and pretty much anything. Be weary of the glowing siren on your internet message chat session, for underneath the heavenly glow a beast may lurk.

Bro1: Yo bro, check out this chick I met on mybook. She's kind of hot right?
Bro2: I dunno bro, looks like underneath all that contrast she might be sasquatch.

Bro1: But bro, underneath all that photoshop vanity might be a sweet, intelligent angel to kindle my heart.
Bro2: Too true bro, too true.

by Rozu March 4, 2012

church contraception

a method of birth control in which a natural method of birth control (avoiding ejaculating into the vagina after sexual intercourse) is resorted to and no contraceptives are used. Churches are against the use of contraceptives and hence the name. It is also called a rhythmic method of birth control.

A fairly large number of people use church contraception in this part of the world.

by uttam maharjan September 26, 2010

Contracted

Joe mama

Do you know who Joe is

Who is Joe

Contracted

WHAT THE HELL

by Chiaki_Nanami November 6, 2019