Someone who sleeps at an awkward fashion in bed or couch. They bend their neck and upper back greater than 90 degrees. These people do not often use their pillows.
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the ultimate sex toy. I don't, however, know if two contortionist's could go at it, because they would probably orgasm before starting just because of the fantasy's.
Contortionist + Contortionist = Crazy monkey sex
by VA Boy August 12, 2004
Get the contortionist mug.Contours refers to when you climb out of a swimming pool and your shorts cling to your crotch area giving a very accurate 3 dimensional impression of what your meat and 2 veg look like. Particularly embarrassing in large pools with lots of people. Can be avoided, but takes practise. Contours cannot be achieved in speedos for obvious reasons.
Bob: Hahaha look at Mike's contours! No wonder he's so shy!
Mike: Hey! That pool is cold!
Girl: SORT YOUR CONTOURS YOU PERV!
Mike: Hey! That pool is cold!
Girl: SORT YOUR CONTOURS YOU PERV!
by Daveypants September 29, 2005
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"Honey! I got new socks...looks like its time for the contortionist!"
"Ok honey, maybe not in the face this time?"
"Ok honey, maybe not in the face this time?"
by honeybadger1 August 24, 2011
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1. Derived from the words "cunt" and "whore," it is used to express that much more disgust with a female than it's roots.
2. A female of ill repute to say the least; worse than a prostitute because she does it for free - hence she has nothing to show for it aside from the nut on her face.
1. Derived from the words "cunt" and "whore," it is used to express that much more disgust with a female than it's roots.
2. A female of ill repute to say the least; worse than a prostitute because she does it for free - hence she has nothing to show for it aside from the nut on her face.
Dude, the whole crew has boned her, she's a filthy cuntour!
Kiss you? Kiss a skeezy cuntour like you? You gotta be fucking kidding me!
Kiss you? Kiss a skeezy cuntour like you? You gotta be fucking kidding me!
by The Bald Head Assassin August 5, 2006
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by Andrew P. Roque February 25, 2004
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