Chris Moss Concert

Say it fast. Chris-Moss (Christmas). So if someone says they're going to the Chris Moss Concert in December, go along with it and tell them you have front row seats. They'll be appalled that you know what they're talking about. They like to refer to Christmas as a person (Chris Moss) and pretend that he's a famous singer/writer. So hurry and get those tickets, because who doesn't love Chris Moss?!??!

Clare: OMG I'm soooo excited for the Chris Moss Concert on December 25th!
David: Who the heck is Chris Moss??!?
Clare: Wow, you've never heard of him? He's a christian-pop singer. Duh, he's so famous.
David: Ohhhh.................. (proceeds to look up Chris Moss on google but does not find any results).

by hollyjollychristmas November 7, 2011

hot under the coller

hot under the coller to be pissed or highly irritated

i came into work late this morning my boss was hot under the coller
my neighbors dog crapped in my yard i was hot under the coller

by bluebear March 26, 2020

kurtis conner

is the best youtuber, is a very good guy with a good heart, funny as heck and makes awesome videos, mayor of kurtistown, a round of applause for him👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

me: hey have you seen kurtis conners new video?
idk: yea omg it's so funny!
me: right! are you a citizen of kurtistown?
idk: yes!

by qgk March 25, 2021

Conker

The most badass, hardcore, motherfucking squirrel you'll ever know. He drinks. He urinates. He vomits. He's everything you'd ever want in a mammal.

My name is Conker. Insert movie parody here.

by Paul Newman February 8, 2004

Post-concert depression

The feeling of depression after going to a really good concert. Usually involves depression over the fact that your lives purpose is now fufilled after seeing your favourite band. Also can involve depression over the fact that you might not see that band for a long time. The best remedy for post-concert depression is going to shows with local bands, as they tend to play more often and will keep you sustained.

"That concert was so good!"
"Yeah but now they won't be back for a long time."
"Oh man, that blows...I've got like, post-concert depression now!"

by Zarkron the Conquerer March 12, 2006

triple coiler

When you take a shit and it coils up in a pile like a snake. Triple coiler can just mean you have to drop a dump as well.

During coffee break at work I had to go to the washroom. Man did I ever leave a hot steaming Triple Coiler in the toilet for the next guy.

by Schwazzy Nutz April 25, 2006

Coleray

Pure Epic. Awsome to the 12 power. Burnes eyes with pure awsomeness. Epic runs through your viens. Ninja.

I became blind at the sight of Coleray's concentrated awsomeness.

Wat a ninja, i didnt even know he cut my head off.

by Cupnoodle June 30, 2008