A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows your name, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.
Girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!
Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)
Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)
by GRU Sniper December 14, 2008
Get the Condommug. Anything that sorrounds the penis during any kind of sex, ussually used to keep semen out of the vagina. Comes rolled up and you gotta unroll it over your dick you moron.
makes sex less fun. makes sex less often (when you dont have it).
makes sex less fun. makes sex less often (when you dont have it).
by Urban Dictionary May 18, 2005
Get the Condommug. A annoying piece of silicon that ruins sexual intercourse between two horny ass kids who cant keep their pants on, most likely under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
by kaoke October 16, 2009
Get the Condommug. by ooooooooooosnap November 28, 2010
Get the Condommug. by Lu Lu Karie January 22, 2012
Get the Condommug. Your here because your parents forgot the condom
by Loading...12% September 10, 2019
Get the Condommug. Carter wished he used a condom when he fucked Mandy and now has to have her get an abortion or his mom will kill him. Literally
by KMONEY9674 September 3, 2023
Get the Condommug.