Conbot

A type of weasel, usually seen in small burrows. It is known for its incredible stupidity and its amazing ability to be terrible at anything and everything it does. The Conbot is one of the few natural examples of a jackass of all trades. The singing of the Conbot is lethal to all those who hear it.

Frank was found dead after listening to a Conbot rendition of Hey Jude

by Beast_modez June 12, 2008

Dirty Conboy

A complicated procedure, you need to first antique your victim and paint their face with lipstick like the joker. Once this is done, you need to drop a deuce on some paper and smear a bit of fresh shit on your balls, then proceed to teabag the victim as per the normal teabag procedure. Once done, don't forget to clean your bag.

Man, last night at this party, this dude was out cold from slamming a 26 of vodka, my buddy got out his camera and I fully gave him a dirty conboy. The funny thing is that when we watched the video it looks like he is enjoying it. I kept saying " Why so serious"

by nickopa July 13, 2011

combobulated

combobulated is the opposite of discombobulated.

I'm all right -- I'm combobulated now!

by eda-skip June 16, 2022

cobnobbler

One who freely administers oral sex. A cobnobbler will practice this act with no restraint. Also known as a chickenhead.

Damn, Shannon is a cobnobbler.

by The big brown Beaver July 17, 2006

combobulated

To be combined in a chaotic and haphazard manner, similar to being cobbled together, but with more confusion and less care implied.

During the storm, the toilet and chickens were combobulated into a feather flushing custerfluck.

by tripp's left toe September 24, 2010

Cornbob

The act of purposely wearing shoes on the wrong feet.

"Tyler are you cornbobbing?"

"I'm totally cornbobbing"

by A man of few words August 28, 2013

cofbob

The reverse of a bobfoc bobfoc. Gorgeous face, body like a sack of spuds.

Dawn French, Kirstie Alley.

by mockymonkey December 9, 2004