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Compromise

Letting someone else get the best of you to keep life on an even keel.
Not everybody had a 6th grade version of themselves that would kick the shit out of the adult version of themselves comromising everything, some people had a 6th grade version of themselves that wanted to become rich and powerful enough to force everyone else to compromise everything.
by The Original Agahnim August 5, 2021
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compromise

Backing down to her demands so you can get laid later.
I compromised with my wife that she could decorate the house green if she gave me oral treats on an airplane toilet seat.
by Duke July 9, 2003
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great compromise

to be a male and agree to have a threesome with a girl and another guy
Dude last night i great compromised and it was kinda weird.
by metsfan69 June 9, 2010
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Compromise

a. A settlement of differences in which each side makes concessions.
b. The result of such a settlement.
2. Something that combines qualities or elements of different things: The incongruous design is a compromise between high tech and early American.
3. A concession to something detrimental or pejorative: a compromise of morality.
A bitches rash concept of getting what they want from guys through manipulation. They expect you, the man, to compromise personal decisions and deceive you from the warning signs.
by Capt.Salties June 24, 2011
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Three Fifths compromise

When you want to fist him/her but settle for three fingers
dude1: I heard that ho is gigantic.
dude2: yeah but i had to settle for the three fifths compromise
by anon182 August 27, 2012
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Missouri compromise

Having just had his Missouri compromise trimmed, Enos Truffler decided to eat some leftover honey-baked ham sandwiches that his XXX porn star wife Portia Mercedes made for him the previous Sunday. He put all the fixings on it and washed it all down with a Mountain Dew. Then Enos read some of the newspaper and washed his truck. We're gonna miss him when he dies.
by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004
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Missouri Compromise

When you're mom isn't feeling it tonight so you have to fuck your aunt
After I turned off Fox News for the evening I was disappointed I had to make the Missouri Compromise.

I don't mind a Missouri Compromise. #MAGA
by EDKirk March 14, 2019
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