complemate

To undescribe the describable.

Journalist at an annual polar bear swim - "Where are you from?"
Interviewee - "I'm a professor at a mental institute and all of these people here are my students."
Journalist - "What is the purpose of today's attempt?"
Interviewee - "It's an experiment."
Journalist - "To prove what?".
Interviewee - "That life can sometimes be too uncomplemated."

Dave to himself - "Why is everything always so complemated?"

John to his friend's mother - "I complemate you on your vocabulary."

Susan to her younger sister - "Does your insurance fully complemate you?"

Craig - "I didn't complemate at the end of that calculation."

by fireboyproductions July 3, 2010

Serial Complainer

One who complains about everything. Never Happy. Can not be pleased. No matter what you do or anybody else does, they complain. The can not see the positive in anything. If there is a negative they will surely find it!

John complains about everything. He is what's known as a serial complainer. He's had several jobs and he finds something to complain about with every one of them and wants to quit. He complains about nearly every situation in life that he encounters. At first he's happy with the situation then when things go slightly wrong he starts complaining. All he knows how to do is complain about every situation.

by ghost-riter April 28, 2017

Feminization Complete!

The final stage of feminization. Only truly submissive men will do this.

When a tall super sexy dominant goddess ties up her feminine submissive male partner who as a small penis. She puts makeup and lipstick on him.

Then she calls him a good boy for being so submissive and breedable. On her strapon harness, she wears a super realistic dildo that throbs, heats up and squirts so it feels exactly like a real penis.

She lathers it in lube and starts fucking him from behind.

Then she forces him to keep the makeup on and wear a skirt in front of her friends while the sperm is leaking into his panties.

Feminization complete!

by Submissiveslave661 December 5, 2022

Completition

The act of treating a test, usually of skill or knowledge, as if it were timed and/or a race. This occurs most typically in an academic setting, but can be seen elsewhere, as in IQ or personality tests. The winner of a completition can be determined either by the fastest time, the best score or results, or most commonly a combination of the two.

Hortense: How'd you do on the Calc test, Biff? I pulled out a B+.

Biff: Eh, I got a B-, but I was the first one done by fifteen minutes. I totally won the completition.

by Hybrid Raj March 30, 2011

np-complete

A problem so gangsta that you best be busting out your pocket non-deterministic turing machine to solve. No pimp should be caught solving problems in anything slower than polynomial time. That just ain't right.

Carl: Yo momma is SO FAT, determining her weight is NP-Complete!
Gary: ... What?
Carl: BURN!

by vaxt February 1, 2006

The Complete Guide To Everything

Weekly podcast hosted by Tom and his sidekick Tim.

Or if you are Tim: weekly podcast hosted by Tim and his sidekick Tom

Basically, TCGTE is the funniest podcast you will ever hear.

Topics vary from time travel to dating and everything inbetween.

"Tim- Fucking baby boomers!
Tom- ...ok...so anyway, starbucks..."

Listener-Ah The Complete Guide To Everything, legend .

by iheartbabyboomers. jk im tim! November 21, 2010

Complaint of Karens

Any number of Karen, in congregation, are called an "Complaint"

A Complaint of Karens, is like a Murder of Crows. No good will come from it.

by Biggerest D August 21, 2020