comb-over

n. the covering of a balding area of the head with whatever hair is left, usually resulting in a highly unflattering hairdo and/or drawing direct attention to the balding spot itself. The suspect in question is usually a man of middling age who believes he is guarding a sacred secret.

Even Donald Trump sports the comb-over, the ugliest of hairdos, taking hair from any part of the head and using it to flap over the offending bald spot.

by Maryann P. July 14, 2006

comb-over

1. combing your last locks of hair over your bald spot so that people can('t) tell that you are bald(ing)

2. a thorough looking-over (from the fine-tooth comb expression)

That guy should just shave his head bald and stop using that obvious comb-over.
Give it one last comb-over before you throw it out.

by suburbanite December 20, 2003

Comb the Rabbit

Gettin' hot and heavy past 3rd base with a girl.

After making out for half an hour on the couch and 3 previous failed attempts, Erick was surprised when she let him comb the rabbit.

by Mike Payne February 15, 2008

Comb Over

Any person who is trying to hide their balding scalp with long strands of hair combed in one direction.

I don't know why he doesn't just wear a wig his comb over looks like shit.

by Rick Swank September 4, 2005

St Combs

The Chosen Land.

person 1: have you ever visited the village of st combs?
person 2: why yes, it is indeed the chosen land.

by Teenage-Waster May 8, 2009

comb the toilet

Verb. To lick the butthole of a very hairy man in a clockwise direction.

Hey Sally, do you remember Greg? Boy, did I comb the toilet last night!

by Charlotte Purple February 24, 2017

Jeffrey Combs

Another 80s horror badass and boss actor that's known for playing Herbert West from Re-Animator, who loves his fans. One of the biggest icons ever next to Robert Englund.

Guy 1: My guy, I just met Herbert West himself!

Guy 2: Jeffrey Combs?!

Guy 1: You better believe it, BITCH!

by Jerome Valeska aka Joker June 28, 2021