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Cocklate

A slang term used for chocolate that tastes like a penis.
Cheyanne thought that the cocklate tasted delicious.
by HerDefiantMajesty May 29, 2009
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dick faced cockmaster

a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.
Wow! that was as huge dick faced cockmaster!
by eboyd32 June 26, 2007
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Cockatrice

a dragon type creature, small in size,posessing the head of a rooster, a serphant like tail, and the power to urn you to stone if you looked it in the eye. AKA Basilisk
That cockatrice is up to no good again.
by Light Joker April 20, 2004
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shitfaced cockmaster!

a word originated in the south park movie: bigger, longer, and uncut. Though rarely used as such, it literally translates into one with dung on his face rubbing on a penis, either a human or an animal penis is still in question
Strange how stupid it seems when translated, eh?
by mysteriousman July 19, 2004
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Cockatretch

Type of bug, or a fat, ugly, mean 8th grade science teacher in bolivar middle school
Lemmetalla This cockatretch done whet and f@#$%& up my day..
by Cockatretch March 3, 2017
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Cockster

A Porsche Cayman auto, which looks like a Boxster and should run like a Carrera, but is really neither.
Bob traded his Cockster for a Maserati, a good move for him.
by 158mph July 7, 2018
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cockaterian

Someone who strictly eats penis.
Harry is a cockaterian.
by my name is name January 28, 2010
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