A cockbiter is a person who applies the element of "cockblocking" to every aspect of their life. As in, they will not let anyone else get some figurative pussy. The most painful thing for a cockbiter to witness is another human being doing well, being successful, or just generally having a good time. Cockbiters get this way because they are jealous of other people's success. A cockbiter is usually a cockbiter on a subconscious level, although this is debatable, as Cockbiters are usually already of a questionable intelligence.
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Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.
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Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"
Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."
Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.
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Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"
Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."
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There isn't a generic name for Viagra. Suggestions were made and after careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Cockaine. Also considered were Mydixarisen, Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mycoxafloppin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
There isn't a generic name for Viagra. Suggestions were made and after careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Cockaine. Also considered were Mydixarisen, Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mycoxafloppin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Are you feeling stressed, angry, tired, lonely and is your hand sore? Cockaine will give you back the life you used to have.
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Get the cockinero mug.Islamic Concubine refers to a woman in a polygamous style relationship who is legally permitted to have intimate relations with the man, although she may not have official "wife" status.
During Islamic Arabia, some polygamous men had concubines. Essentially, these men had consensual intimate relations with their servant women (concubines) from who the men were in common law marriages with.
The polygamous men had to be in common law marriages with the servant women, since fornication was prohibited.
During Islamic Arabia, some polygamous men had concubines. Essentially, these men had consensual intimate relations with their servant women (concubines) from who the men were in common law marriages with.
The polygamous men had to be in common law marriages with the servant women, since fornication was prohibited.
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Devlin "I got myself a right good cockshiner. I guess my missus is stronger than she looks."
Devlin "I got myself a right good cockshiner. I guess my missus is stronger than she looks."
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