Cocktopede

An insect like creature like a centepede apart from having 100 legs the cocktopede has 100 cocks for legs. He is a famous singer on youtube check him out.

Oh my god check out the fucking cocktopede he has 100 cocks and they are huge I have only got one and its tiny what a lucky CUNT.

by DEANOOOOO December 30, 2008

orange cockcoon

when you stretch your balls over the end of your dick, then shine a flashlight through the skin and illuminate your cock

Alsto amazed all with his awesome orange cockcoon...

by iwascruel August 3, 2007

Cocktose Intolerant

A lesbian or person who has an aversion to peen.

friend 1: Dude, that girl is so hot!
friend 2: Man, don't waste your time. She rolls with those butchie's over there. That girl be cocktose intolerant!

by Chinesecognac February 6, 2010

cocktober

The month of October, as renamed by the Spice Channel, xtube, and various other porn resources.

See all your favorites sucking and fucking every day, $35 an hour, only for the month of Cocktober.

by Julia Murney July 3, 2007

Cocktoberfest

A party where men outnumber the women

John - Hey Tom, how was the party last night?
Tom - It sucked man, it was a fucking Cocktoberfest.

by Ryan_Palmer July 13, 2007

Urban Cocktionary

a more extreme version of Urban Dictionary.

Urban Cocktionary : Urban Dictionary :: X-games : Olympics

by your mom April 19, 2003

cocktronic

Used to describe a piece of machinery (e.g. a computer) that is working incorrectly in one way or another. The term can be used with or without an "s" on the end depending on the context and is most often used in moments of sheer frustration.

At computer:
"You cocktronic piece of s*#t! why do you freeze all the f*%king time?!?! If you don't start working properly in the next five minutes I'm gonna throw your cocktronic ass out the f*%king window!"

Or:
"This computer is pure cocktronics!"

by razziembessai August 2, 2007