cocktalker

A person (male or female) who won't stop building themselves up. To inflate their ego so high, people around can't help but get a pin.

Hey man! I'm the best at meeting (men or women). James bond or Heidi Fleiss has nothing on me. I can talk the stink out of a skunk.
"You're just a cocktalker, so just shut-up"!!

by tedshado July 15, 2010

cocktaculous

1. Having a fabulous cock
2. A cock with monsterous and fabulous balances
3. A cock that all woman cannot resist
4. Being in posession of a cock of mass proportions.

Damnit Rob, save us some of these women. The all know that you're cocktaculous and we can't get any play.

-Man that dude pulls so much strange.

-Yea, all the bitches know he's cocktaculous.

by Dr. Seif September 22, 2011

Cocktarded

A temporary state of impaired mental ability caused by being either sexually frustrated or extremely turned on

While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.

by tragicvanity July 31, 2017

Cocktave

The interval between one spit and another during ejaculation at double the amount of semen cumming out.
It happens when you perform a beat accompanied by the sound of fapping (heard during masturbation).

You: I have to go to my bedroom.

Me: Why?
You: I’m playing in bed and performing in cocktaves.

by gregben March 12, 2022

Cocktoucher

Male who loves to grasp the cock in such a way that gives both sender and receiver pure pleasure/excitement/ecstasy.

Kyle Poss is a great example of a cocktoucher.

by Mister Rigght March 26, 2009

Indonesian Cocktact

when some poor soul has a fake eye, and continues by taking it out, and getting a penis into the eye socket.(eyeball fucked)

JIM!!!! YOU.... of all people got INDONESIAN COCKTACT?!?!

by Indonesiancocktact88 November 21, 2010

cocktacular

Extra-spectacular.
Similar to dicktastic.

That movie was cocktacular!

by Mandyleh January 26, 2006