cocksided

Hell, its almost sideways. Or maybe off-centre. Off-center? Who knows.

*When examining a painting.* Hm... No, no, that's cocksided.

by Robert Akins September 7, 2005

cockliment

when you receive a compliment on the size and/or power of your penis.

Your dong is magic!
Why thank you for that nice cockliment!

by Dizzy Rankin April 2, 2011

cocksidious

1. When a flaccid penis begins to move on its own.

2. A normal situation or conversation that becomes ridiculous, strange or outrageous.

Bill: "hey Jim how's the wife doing?"

Jim: "She's pretty good, got more hours at work and she's started this Facebook page for newly divorcees. She has such a kind heart supporting those girls"

Bill: "Dude that's just cocksidious"

"My cocksidious phone keeps autocorrecting my texts into Irish!"

by NoTillies June 23, 2017

Cockside Burger

The cringey ass nigga chef sticks his raw dick into the burger and chops the corners off like your lunch lady in elementary school and serves the burger sideways like a nigga hot dog and his dick is left in the burger.

This nigga out here really made me eat this cockside burger right side up.

by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019

Cockidence

Cockidence, like confidence, is what a person gains after getting the D / cock.

I have a boyfriend. But on my trip to Arizona, I met a guy and he gave a load of cockidence.

by Kayladowdsavitch May 28, 2021

cocklips

Somebody particularly homosexual, who regularly puts lip to cock

Jimmy, why are you such a cocklips

by vandeleur-boorer October 13, 2003

cocklione

A rather enormous, gigantic and beastly holmes (aka penis) that is usually oiled and shiny. It is also extremely disproportionate to the owner's body, hangs to the knee or lower and veers off at an angle.

I be useing the ol' cocklione like a pogo stick.

by Holmes September 15, 2003