cockpit key

A box cutter or utility knife. Used to gain entry to airplane cockpits for skyjacking.

Jason dropped the cockpit key on his foot and had to get stitches.

by 3speed March 23, 2010

Breached the cockpit

When you pull part of your scrotum through a small worn out hole in the undercarriage of your boxer briefs.

My girlfriend noticed a hole in my briefs while I was laying spread eagle on the couch. So I Breached the cockpit to pull aflap of ball bag out

by Ryan smack August 1, 2020

cockpit

A hole, etc cavity filled with dismembered penises.

In my nightmares I saw a most terrible cockpit.

by Pedi August 19, 2004

rusty cockpit

a womans vagina that is filled with scabbs and crusty blood

forrests mom has a rusty cockpit

by Skeeter and Mr. Serrano December 29, 2008

Cockpit

The inner thigh area of a male. Analogous to the armpit.

Dude, my underwear left some lint in my cockpit!

by OMGBearAttack August 31, 2009

cockpit

Underwear

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002

cockpit meal

A sex act performed on a commercial airline pilot by a flight attendant during flight. Typically used in a context in which the flight attendants are not fat old hags.

What's taking her so long in there? Is she delivering a cockpit meal?

by Veuve Cliquot September 26, 2009