john clyde

A jock nerd.
Someone who plays ultimate frisbeeand maintains good grades and is good at sewing.

Joe Chu was in love with a john clyde even though he was a lonely nerd. The match would never happen but Joe Chu could always hope.

by Danger noodle 666 February 19, 2017

Lewis clyde

A complete retard, one of gods fuck ups. An unknown specimen in desperate need to be examined. He is described as monkey like and is most likely to be on the spectrum. Btw his retardation influences those around him.

Person 1 " Who's the person jumping in the bushes?"
Person 2 " The retard, Lewis Clyde"

by Alance_ December 23, 2019

Clydesdale

A strong healthy dick that can pleasure a woman like no other!

Kiersten : Oh Chad I love when you fuck the shit out of my pussy it feels so good!
Chad : Yeah all the young ladies tell me I'm built like a Clydesdale!
Kiersten : No doubt you are you have been blessed!
Chad : Oh Kiersten stop just get naked and fuck me!
Kiersten : Oh I get to ride your big strong Clydesdale YEE HAW!
Chad : Hop On!

by SlopNChop January 6, 2017

Clyde

Clydes are usually smart assholes that know how to get their way around things, or they can be angels. If your name is clyde you will probably be popular at school because your name is so rare. They often are babe magnets and will do anything for free pussy.

Person 1: “Hey look over there, I see Clyde!”
Person 2: “Whats he doing?”
Person 1: “Getting ladies for sure.”

by ruh roh September 17, 2018

Clydebuilt

This proves the motto "If it's not Scottish then it's Crap"
The most reliable and best built ships on the Planet.

Clydebuilt was like a Trademark then in the early 80's Darth Thatcher and her Tory boot boys almost totally destroyed them all

by tony blair sucks July 6, 2006

Da Clyde

someone that is an undercover criminal; feared by law enforcement agencies; someone who does what he wants, when he wants; the sound of his name brings terror in all who hears of it; someone who in the regular u'd never know who he is... unless u piss him off

Did u hear, when the cops realized that it was Da Clyde they were trying to pull over, they smashed the hell out...

by Mr. KuTT September 14, 2008

clydefrog

Eric Cartmans toy frog on the show southpark.

No...Kyle, NOT Clydefrog...don't rip Clydefrog

by Steve.O. April 3, 2008