Clarinet

An instrument, but also used as a women's name

Aliza: for the band recitle i will be playing a clarinet

Tristan: I knew a bitch named clarinet

by Tri Tri's girlfriend August 7, 2018

learned the clarinet in school

A euphemism for the ability to give a fantastic blowjob. Most often used by johnlock shippers.

"I wonder if John can keep up with Sherlock in bed."
"Don't be an idiot, he learned the clarinet in school."

by J.H.W. November 4, 2012

Post dash clarity

After consuming your food and realizing you’ve spent way to much on DoorDash you are now aware of the money you just wasted. Similar to post nut clarity.

Person A : “Bro I just got some Hardee’s delivered to my door but damn this is gonna hurt my bank.”
Persona B: “Ahhh I see that post dash clarity is setting in.”

by SQuiet July 15, 2021

pre nut clarity

Pre nut clarity is when a male experiences post nut clarity before the jerking session.

Josh: Dude did you jack off?
Brian: No dude. Pre nut clarity hit me. I couldn't even start.

by Inga68969 November 18, 2020

Claritza

Claritza's are the most phenomenal type of people you will ever meet. They are basically their own species becase they're superhuman. Claritza's have hips that don't lie and are immensely selfless, intelligent, courageous, and have asses that won't quit. You're a chosen one if you get to be a Claritza.

"How'd your date go, Billy?"
"Aw man, she was the bomb. She was a total Claritza."
"No way, I'm jealous. Rarely anyone ever meets a Claritza."

by Spencer Shillington October 6, 2013

Clarity fap

When you are undecided about a girl and jerk it before seeing her only to find it was your dick thinking. Now that its over you really dont want to see her so you make up a bs excuse to not go out

Blake wanted to go out with this girl whos been screwing with his head for way too long, luckily he had a clarity fap beforehand now he doesnt want to see her.

by CruelAmen November 11, 2017

Bass Clarinetist

The most supreme badass in the band. The bass clarinetist quickly becomes bored with his own parts and begins to learn other parts, instead. By ear. After a few weeks, the bass clarinetist can be heard switching between different parts of the song at will, and just generally being showing up soprano clarinetists.

Why do we even play? The bass clarinetist knows our parts better than we do...

by Antonymy July 14, 2011