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Clarinet Player

the hottest people alive. Known to be good kissers, and give amazing head. This applies to all people that were ever good at the clarinet, even if they stopped. They're experienced at handling wood.
person 1: yo you got head from that mad hot clarinet player?

person 2: mary? yes! fucking amazing.
by joegee April 3, 2010
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Contra Alto Clarinet

Contra alto clarinets are tall deep e flat clarinets. They are by far the best clarinet because they are rich and deep and make an awesome bass section. They're way better than baritone saxophones because, they just are.

Crazy clarinet players that play a bunch of instruments love to play the contra alto clarinet and when their teacher gives them some music for it, they get VERY excited.

Contra alto clarinets are reed instruments. A reed is a piece of plastic or bamboo that vibrates when air goes over it and it creates sound. A reed is kind of like one of those sticks doctors put on your tongue.

Since the instrument is so tall, you have to sit on two chairs or even a stool sometimes. It makes you feel powerful like a king or queen. You dominate the whole band.
Wow, what instrument is she playing? Oh thats a contra alto clarinet.
by crazy clarinetist August 2, 2010
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bass clarinet

100 million times better than the clarinet. Looks like a saxaphone, but better. A heavy instrument that requires harness or neckstrap. reletive of the clarinet.
boy 1: i play the bass clarinet
boy 2:i play the clarinet
boy 1:your'e gay
by andrew August 10, 2004
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clarinetage

The term describing the amount of clarinet youv played in a day.
I have done 7 hours of Clarinetage today, how about you gabi?
by Samuel Cantori December 29, 2008
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Clarina

A super sexy super model like girl with a hella great personality who every guy dreams of claiming but she's too good for their white ass
Jim: Do you see Clarina over there?

Ben: Dude she's too good for you
by gmoneybish May 29, 2015
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Contrabass Clarinet

A rather large member of the clarinet family, the Contrabass Clarinet is in the key of B-flat, and is one octave below the bass clarinet, which in turn is one octave lower than the regular B-flat clarinet.
There are two types of Contrabass Clarinet- the Straight Contra and the Curved Contra. Curved Contrabasses are approximately two and a half feet long and doubles back on it self three, or sometimes four times. The straight contrabass clarinet does not double back on itself, and as a result is well over five feet in length.

The contrabass clarinet is not often used, as it is a rather rare instrument, but when it is used, it usually doubles with the Contrabassoon, or the regular Bassoon.
I play the Contrabass Clarinet in the orchestra.
by Zicdeh February 11, 2005
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Clarmond

A unisex name. Clarmond does not have an official meaning as it is a very rare name. Clarmonds acts uniquely. They are typically joyful and can really make someone’s day. They also are especially chatty and will behave a tad bit more like the opposite sex, making themselves better at fitting into groups of opposite sex. Clarmonds are charming and delightful but has an attitude and does dumb things occasionally. They have intricate minds as well as complicated emotions. Despite that, Clarmonds speaks and take measures straightforwardly without lots of hesitation, this makes Clarmonds a truthful companion to get along and to work with.
Oh, hi Clarmond.

I heard that Clarmond just left our school and will go study abroad.

Did you know that someone has a crush on Clarmond? Should we tell?

Wow, Clarmond handled all that work in just one day? I should really work up and get better.

While bursting into tears, the girl was quickly comforted by Clarmond and her friend.

“This song from Halsey is amazing!” Said Clarmond

Clarmond meant the world to that guy

The employee of the month must belong to Clarmond after the recent success with the key client
by Akiyakaede6623 December 2, 2021
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