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Coventry Shower

When you rip a massive shit and instead of wiping away the remaining dookie from your bumhole like a civilized adult, you hop in the shower and send those little turdlets down the drain.
Eric, we are running low on TP, so you better take a Coventry Shower to tidy up your anus.
by Mizzlebone September 3, 2021
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Coventrate

Complete annihilation. Has its origins in World War 2 after Coventry was almost completly destroyed by german bombs.
Wikipedia- "The devastation was so great that the word "Koventrieren"– to "Coventrate", or to annihilate or reduce to rubble – entered the German and English languages."
by DonFrye July 15, 2011
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Caven

Name - A boys name, possibly the greatest name there is.
Caven's make amazing kissers and everybody loves them. If you meet a boy who is incredibly clever, funny, good-looking and kind-hearted then be sure that you have met a Caven.
Person 1 - I met a boy today.

Person 2 - What was his name?

Person 1 - I don't know, but he was very good-looking and kind and perfect.

Person 2 - You must have met a Caven.
by 2667890 December 30, 2011
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Civet

Civettictis civetta, the civet, is a ground-dwelling mammal akin to the raccoon that absolutely nobody gives two sharts about. The only known purpose for its existence is lowering medical students' test scores.

Many people are inclined to be angry about civets, especially since they may be the reservoir for SARS. These people lack perspective: after all, having an AIDS baby is much worse than having a civet.
"Can you believe that they asked a question on this exam about civets?"
"Douchebags!"
"No, civets."
by John Kimball October 3, 2007
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Cubicle Coven

The group of witches that gather together in shared cubicles to cast evil spells on those who ask them to do any work.
Hey Morty I think I got jock itch from a spell cast by the cubicle coven after I asked Marsha to file the expense report.
by Yes-Imntworthy July 9, 2010
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coven

That house with all the lesbians has about 13 people living there, it must be a coven
by Cliff Whitty June 30, 2006
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Coventry

A city in the West Midlands. Some may call it a concrete jungle but its until you walk into the City Centre to see its a really nice place, the people are friendly and its actually safe to walk through in broad daylight (unlike Birmingham, Nottingham, Leicester and other areas in the West Midlands). Its true that people say we are a minority of chavs, but its true Leicester (a city with a similar population count) have more chavs living there. Home to an under-achieving football team and a poor Rugby team, but the best Ice Hockey and Speedway teams in the UK. If you wish to live in the Midlands, Coventry is the place to be.
Guy 1. Hi, where are you from?
Guy 2. Coventry, how about you?
Guy 1. Coventry? What a horrible place! Birmingham is better.
Guy 2. At least we can actually walk through the City Centre at 9:00am and not get shot...
by Coventrian January 17, 2008
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