Skip to main content

christmas-treed

To fill in a test bubbling the answers randomly, like placing christmas bulbs on a tree, to guess because you don't know the answer or are to lazy to do it right.
I just christmas-treed the final exam because I always cut class and didn't know anything.
by paige dodge February 17, 2007
mugGet the christmas-treed mug.

Christmafied

To have lots of christmas decorations, and/or to be decorated in christmas related things.
"Our room is christmafied beyond belief!"
by Paul Malenke December 29, 2007
mugGet the Christmafied mug.

not gonna be a Christmas

An expression that expresses the seriousness of a situation and a potential terrible result if a remedy is not found. Reference to children's Christmas specials where the plot centers around saving Christmas.
'If I don't find the bathroom soon, there's not gonna be a Christmas'
by olsongt August 14, 2008
mugGet the not gonna be a Christmas mug.

Christmas Diarrhea

Sara: "Hey Amber! Come quick and look at this."

Amber: "Eww, that's disgusting. Why is your diarrhea red and green?"

Sara: "I don't know. It must just be Christmas diarrhea."
by theblizzard June 1, 2011
mugGet the Christmas Diarrhea mug.

Christmaslessness

Noun -
The state of feeling bored, gloomy, depressed, nostalgic, etc. after Christmas. Feelings are that of having to wait another year for Christmas, which can result in frustration, discourage, cheerless demeanor, and even despair. Also includes feelings stated above. Accompanies the low time of the month. Signifies the closing of the holiday season until New Year arrives, at which point some motivation will return in auspicious hopes for the next year.
"Man, now I have to wait a whole 'nother year 'till Christmas comes along again. More school. Christmaslessness sucks."
"Cheer up, time will go by really fast."

"What goes up, must come down. I guess Christmaslessness is inevitable."
by khuh5968 December 26, 2008
mugGet the Christmaslessness mug.

christmastoe

A numbness or loss of feeling in your toe(s) often experienced by people who hike continuously on steep terrain. A common condition/occurrence in the Silviculture industry (brushing and tree planting).

Planting typically takes place between May and September and those who suffer from 'christmastoe' will often only regain feeling around Christmas: 4 - 6 months later.
Rookie: Man, this is fucking weird, I haven't been able to feel my big toe for the last week. I think it's dead...

Vet: Don't worry dude, it's just christmastoe.

Rookie: What?

Vet: The feeling will come back around christmas...

**vet walks away from rookie**

Vet mumbles: ...fucking rookies.

Rookie mumbles: ...fucking planting.
by chicout-ami June 5, 2009
mugGet the christmastoe mug.

Christmas

A collection of tradition's from all sorts of European pagan holidays around the time of the Winter Solstice. It used to be a violent party, but somehow became a family holiday. The Church hated Christmas, until they realised that they could "convert" it to Christianity. They claimed that Jesus was born on this day and badaboom badabing, ba-humbug. Now it's alright, I suppose.
Child: Yay! It's Christmas! What did you get me daddy?
Man: Your not my son. I'll fucking buy you something when you earn it, you bastard.
by gotspunk?! December 24, 2016
mugGet the Christmas mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email