Christopher Columbus

When you go to the bathroom in another department at work to leave the vilest shit possible.

I had to go over to General Assembly to get some parts and Christopher Columbus'd while I was there.

by Kemo_the_Clown June 3, 2022

Christopher Columbus

When you take a shit and leave it for the next person to discover it

I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!

by Dark star August 20, 2023

Christopher Columbus

Christopher Columbus (verb) to pompously offer up old, established information as if it is newsworthy or profound.

“Brian Christopher Columbused the entire band about the history of the blues after watching a documentary over the weekend.

by Corncakes December 3, 2023

Christopher Columbused a Bitch

To be the first white man to fuck a bitch that's only been fucked by blacks

Person A: Yo Adam fucked Jess
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch

by asdfasdfweiosdng January 21, 2025

Christopher Columbus Effect

(noun)

1. When a player’s enjoyment of a survival or exploration game is ruined because someone else discovered or built something first. It’s not about competition—it’s about the emotional need to feel like the first to explore it themselves.

“Bro, I wanted to find that cave myself—total Christopher Columbus Effect.”

by TheBigAhh June 8, 2025

Cristopher Columbus

1. The man who discovered America. Now, some people argue that he actually discovered the West Indies, or that it was discovered by Leif Ericcson about 1000 years before, or that you really cant discover a nation already inhabited by natives. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.*

*From America:The Book

In nineteen-hundred eighty-two,
Cristopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

by teh cabose November 3, 2005

Crustopher Columbus

Crustopher Columbus is when you are the first to discover the discharge crust in a woman's panties. When one discovers the panties of ew in 1492.

Bro, I'm Crustopher Columbus. This girl had discharge crust all up in them panties! It smelled like a warm turtle tank and helicopter smoke!

by Mophew April 10, 2025