Christmall

A place to watch people, on the day before christmas, drive themselves crazy buying presents that will be forgotten in less than a week.

At the Christmall I watched a guy buy edible underwear for his wife.

by Jesus Christmas1 January 8, 2012

Christmachanukwanzicus

A multicultural, completely made up holiday celebration to appease politically correct nazis who demand we water down everything to fit into a generic mold of mediocrity, sucking the meaning out of everything and neutering our individuality.

"Merry Christmas!" shouted Abe

"Happy Chanukah! replied Salvatore
"No, No...Happy Christmachanukwanzicus!" insisted Libby the Liberal
"Oh shut the fuck up !" retorted Abe and Sal.

by Quills13 January 2, 2012

christmahannaramakwanzaadonmaskuh

A combination of many Christmastime holidays. Used to make fun of cultural diversity.

I'm gonna go celebrate Christmahannaramakwanzaadonmaskuh! Get out the lights, menorah, and we'll start the fasting!

by ACRussell January 14, 2007

christmahannukwanzadan

Positive:
1. An attempt to recognize that we all inhabit one marble and should just get along despite our shortcomings (i.e., differences in religious faiths).

2. An expression of inclusiveness for all religious faiths regarding holidays.

3. One People, one World - all the same.

Negative:
1. An on overly optimistic term in today's world.

2. Another bad suggestion for purposes of political (or moral) correctness.

3. One who desperately seeks to love and be loved by all.

1. My friend's dad is a black Jew who celebrates Christmas and prays to Allah. Every time he greets someone during the holidays, he says "Happy Christmahannukwanzadan" instead of "As-Shalom-Aleikum-Blessed-Umoja."

2. A dashiki wearing- twirled side-burn styled- bible thumper who wears a taqiya.

by Breach of Insanity December 15, 2010

Christman

A jesus impersonator/wannaba

"That christman over there thinks he can walk on water, but ive seen him fall into the pool a hundred times by now"

by NZap December 22, 2009

Christman Shopping

The manly art of going out the week before Christmas and buying yourself a gift that you really, really want thus causing your friends/family to return the one that they bought you that you hadn't opened yet.

Him: "So I really wanted a new leather coat and I saw this on a Christmas Eve sale and bought it for myself. It's my way of Christman shopping"

Her: "I guess the one that I bought for you can go to the homeless shelter for Christmas. At least they'll appreciate it"

by GUK S. December 23, 2009

christmahanukwanzaa

Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa all in one.

Merry Christmahanukwanzaa everybody!

by Kitti S. December 29, 2007