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Christmaxx 

A holiday celebrated on December 23, involving a gathering of old friends at one person's house.

Festivities include a white elephant gift exchange with the ability to "steal" gifts via keg stand duels.

Game play: Once the first player opens a gift, each subsequent player has the option to (1) keep the gift they unwrap or (2) challenge another player to a keg stand duel to steal his or her previously unwrapped gift.

Keg stand duels must be observed and counted by all party participants using the following phrase; "Christmaxx 1...Christmaxx 2...Christmaxx 3...etc."

The counting continues until each participant cannot consume any more beer. The winner is determined based on the highest "Christmaxx" count. Ties result in repeating the process above until a winner is determined.

The winner of the duel gets to keep the challenged gift while the loser gets the unwanted item. Gifts may be challenged more than once during the evening.
"I think I blacked-out at Christmaxx last night."

"I can't believe you stole her potato gun at Christmaxx."
Christmaxx by visattaq April 4, 2009
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Christmafied 

To have lots of christmas decorations, and/or to be decorated in christmas related things.
"Our room is christmafied beyond belief!"
Christmafied by Paul Malenke December 29, 2007

Christmacrastinating 

This is what you do instead of writing your Christmas cards, finishing your Christmas shopping, or making fabulous baked goods for all your friends, co-workers and relatives.
She didn't get a gift for her brother because she spent too much time Christmacrastinating on Facebook.
Christmacrastinating by Writer Mom December 23, 2008

christmall 

Augh I have to go to the Christmall to buy monkey slippers for my sisters and brothers.
christmall by Monkey bin December 19, 2011

De-Christma-Fying

The action of ringing in the New Year with a nice, clean, Christmas free home!
The De-Christma-Fying is complete, my house is completely Christmas free!
De-Christma-Fying by knot2me December 31, 2013

christmaphobe 

someone who hates and is scared of anything christmas related, yes thats right.. no un-wrapping presents, singing carols or xmas specials on tv for the christmaphobes!
oh dear, just look at that christmaphobe sitting alone in the window.
christmaphobe by babybelle December 24, 2009

Christmahanakwanzaka 

An amalgamation of the major winter holidays (Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa) into one big non-denominational bastard holiday. Usually used in greeting form when the recipient's beliefs are unknown.
Hey Bob, Happy Christmahanakwanzaka!