Guy #1: Dude, I just accidentally hit that girl in the face with a water bottle.
Guy #2: I know man, you are definitely pulling a chontos
Guy #2: I know man, you are definitely pulling a chontos
by JacksonHebe October 19, 2011
Get the Pulling A Chontos mug.noun- A chonga is a woman of hispanic origin classified by, but not limited to, the following characteristics:
1. Brazilian jeans (folds of skin hanging over are a bonus, but not mandatory).
2. Excessive application of hair gel, with the hair usually worn in a curly fashion or pressed tightly to the head, dangerously close to cutting off circulation.
3. Brand name clothing (including Ecko Unlimited, Baby Phat, Phat Farm, and Sean John).
4. Air Force Ones or some other form of Nikes/Adidas.
5. Obscenely color-coordinated outfits.
6. A lack of understanding of the English language, usually resulting in accents, improper use of words, and/or a mixture of Spanish and English known as Spanglish.
7. Distinct make-up - specifically fake, exaggerated, and highly arched eyebrows, black lipliner, glittery lip stick, and heavy masquera.
8. Unique form of internet jargon that utilizes a combination of upper-case and lower-case letters along with Spanish words and phrases.
9. A general attraction to malls, especially Dolphin Mall in Florida.
10. An affinity for enormous hoop earrings. They are typically gold and large enough for one to fit a small child through.
11. A general interest in reggaeton/hip-hop. Nothing works better for luring a chonga than a hardcore Pitbull rap.
1. Brazilian jeans (folds of skin hanging over are a bonus, but not mandatory).
2. Excessive application of hair gel, with the hair usually worn in a curly fashion or pressed tightly to the head, dangerously close to cutting off circulation.
3. Brand name clothing (including Ecko Unlimited, Baby Phat, Phat Farm, and Sean John).
4. Air Force Ones or some other form of Nikes/Adidas.
5. Obscenely color-coordinated outfits.
6. A lack of understanding of the English language, usually resulting in accents, improper use of words, and/or a mixture of Spanish and English known as Spanglish.
7. Distinct make-up - specifically fake, exaggerated, and highly arched eyebrows, black lipliner, glittery lip stick, and heavy masquera.
8. Unique form of internet jargon that utilizes a combination of upper-case and lower-case letters along with Spanish words and phrases.
9. A general attraction to malls, especially Dolphin Mall in Florida.
10. An affinity for enormous hoop earrings. They are typically gold and large enough for one to fit a small child through.
11. A general interest in reggaeton/hip-hop. Nothing works better for luring a chonga than a hardcore Pitbull rap.
1. Simulated chonga online dialogue:
CuBaNiTaMaMii4U: OyE MaRiA-LuIsA ii tInK ii miiGhT bii PrEgNaNt wiiT JoSeS BaBii.
HoTtIeCuBaN4LyF: Ayyyye MaMiii qUe cUtEE l0l
2. Jenifer Lopez, Mariah Carey
CuBaNiTaMaMii4U: OyE MaRiA-LuIsA ii tInK ii miiGhT bii PrEgNaNt wiiT JoSeS BaBii.
HoTtIeCuBaN4LyF: Ayyyye MaMiii qUe cUtEE l0l
2. Jenifer Lopez, Mariah Carey
by Sun the Korean June 16, 2006
Get the chonga mug.wow she is so chontal :D
by sarah sheard :p November 9, 2010
Get the Chontal mug.a chonga but wayy more extreme they can be fat,ugly both or even a dude who is dressed up like a chonga
DUDE:yo bra checkk out the chonga
OTHER DUDE: haha nigga pleaseee thats a chonga-kong!!
DUDE:skeen thats a dude bra haa
OTHER DUDE: haha nigga pleaseee thats a chonga-kong!!
DUDE:skeen thats a dude bra haa
by MR MOD16 December 18, 2009
Get the Chonga-kong mug.To chontle is to talk with a mouthful of food.
Can be done coherently or incoherently - either way it's still rude.
Can be done coherently or incoherently - either way it's still rude.
Chontle will not be tolerated at this breakfast table young man, tell me when you've finished your cornflakes.
by galacticbeetroot July 22, 2010
Get the Chontle mug.A typical behaviour where you talk loudly in public and behave eccentric in front of strangers and friends.
Can be used for both guys and girls.
Can be used for both guys and girls.
by Gand mans March 3, 2021
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Charlie - "Bit of ched pal"
Big man - "awww you Macka Chonga Cunt, get on this purp haze bro"
Charlie - "Safe my G" *Throws ched away*
Charlie - "Bit of ched pal"
Big man - "awww you Macka Chonga Cunt, get on this purp haze bro"
Charlie - "Safe my G" *Throws ched away*
by Mr. Gooders August 6, 2017
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