Chordock

-noun
1. a condescending or demeaning person
2. one who is argumentative for the sake of being argumentative

That chordock looks down his nose at everyone with such a narcissistic superiority complex, I wish we could just go to Waterloo and get it over with.

by Jeanette Sparrow July 7, 2010

Chordle

When someone takes the male sexual organ and gives it an Indian Burn, grinding it like a pepper grinder with both hands.

Karen gave Philip the worst chordle last night.

by Jimnesss May 22, 2020

Chordo

Is a spanish word that means poop. it´s an ordinary way to refer to poop.

Wuau!! That´s a huge chordo!!

My chordos are brown and smells too bad.

Person 1: Do you want some of my chordo? It´s tasty.
Person 2: No men!! Are you fucking kidding me?

Wuau tía menudo chordo has hechado

by MadaMartinez November 9, 2013

Magic Chord

A Gmaj7add9 . Possibly the prettiest chord in existence. Playing this has the same effect as playing an arpeggio on the piano. It will seduce women immediately.

This chords uses the notes G B D F# and A.

In guitar tablature:
e|---5--
B|---0--
G|---0---
D|---4---
A|---5---
E|---3---

I played that chick the magic chord on my acoustic axe. Almost immediately I was knee-deep in clunge.

by Antennas July 28, 2011

douchebag chords

Chords douchebag usually learn and stick to with the guitar, for the purpose of sounding cool at parties. You can easily spot a douchebag using douchebag chords at any event, since he's a poorly educated wannabe musician, hardly scoring with any of the poor-looking half-baked floozies, while the cool full-on stoned attendants are properly getting infuriated by the amount of G, C, A, E and D chords (with no variations) played randomly while accompanying cheesy, ill-written lyrics.

Stephen : Hey man, take a look at the freakin' prick in the bedroom.
Brian : Oh man, you talkin' about the guy with the dirty goatee and the cheap guitar ? I thought I could hear douchebag chords being played !
Stephen : You damn right, and look at the crowd around the bed, what a bunch of losers.
Brian : Hey man you got that weed ? Gotta numb my brain from this excruciating sonic bullshit.
Stephen : Sit right back in that couch mister, you gonna be taken care of. Just fire up the volcano, everything's gonna be alright.
Brian : You rock, I love you.
Stephen : I love you too, bromosexual.

by Klisstoriss April 17, 2012

penal chord

Penal chord - a penis. A specimen of male genitalia

Smashed Kelly last time - jeez my penal chord is in a bit of a state.

by GorthfromBorth November 1, 2013

Chored

British slang used amongst youths for having something stolen

"Some pikey chored my bike last night"

by Nokia God November 6, 2016