Ranga Chode

a rather stubby orange chode.

Justin has a ranga chode, its two inches long.

by PornPatty July 26, 2018

Midnight Choker

Someone who jerks off right around midnight every night, usually due to being horny with no pussy sex in sight, other than porn.

Dude is such a midnight choker, don't even bother calling him at midnight, he'll be choking the chicken neck to porn!

by sarasplayroom.com November 4, 2009

toilet choker

Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.

Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.

by mangus May 24, 2004

chode whisperer

When a gay man is performing a rim job on another fag, and talks dirty into the said chode, to heighten sensual atmosphere.

With a lispe Shartz exclaimed to his partner, you dirty chode whisperer, I can hardly contain my gayness!

by Fishbucky June 8, 2009

chode in the hole

when a man with a chode has sex usually with someone with a gunt

bob fancied a bit of chode in the hole so got his chode out and stuck it into julies gunt

by chode mcchode December 3, 2007

Sand Mountain Choker

When the recipient of oral sex grabs the givers ears and forces their penis down the givers throat until climax. The ejaculation chokes the giver.

Every time Anthony sucks Craig's dick he gets a Sand Mountain Choker.

by BML2 October 16, 2016

Chode

A penis that's girth exceeds its length.

Where we're going, we don't need chodes!

by Follow the yellow brick chode! May 3, 2016