Hormonal Chernobyl

When PMS reaches a critical fission point resulting in a total emotional meltdown of the PMSer and a poisoning of their surroundings so bad that any cohabitators must immediately flee the scene.

Chris: Hey Tom, could you let me in to the office? I left my keycard home.
Tom: That's not like you. What happened?
Chris: Oh the wife went hormonal chernobyl this morning and I skedaddled without cellphone, card, and lunch.
Tom: That's tough man. Spot you for lunch?
Chris: Dude, much appreciated.
Tom: Bros before hos man.

by Lex Sleuthor December 6, 2009

Chernobyl Baby

Michael Paganis. Royally fucked up in every possibly way mesured by the tools of man and Born in Russia. A teenage mutant ninja turtle gone wrong.

"Paganis; you fucking Chernobyl Baby!"

by RaptorJesus463244747 June 30, 2009

Chernobyl Toe

A condition affecting 1 in 10 that can be directly aportioned to the Chernobyl disaster of the 1980's. The condition affects all sufferers differently but the most common affliction is a bulbous, horrid looking, small toe that can make even the strongest individual recoil in horror.

Oh my god that is one disgusting Chernobyl Toe

by Nostradamus The Wise June 16, 2007

chernobyl butt

A person whose ass emissions are so toxic as to be deemed radioactive.

Man, that stinks, you've got a really bad case of chernobyl butt.

by Kasei February 7, 2004

chernobyl child

A massive orgasmic rave dance, that requires extreme head thrusting skills.

Did you see Austin, he was totally doing the chernobyl child to kyle.

by IGrapeBabies November 27, 2011

Homemade Chernobyl

That bomb ass homemade methamphetamine

Yo bruh you got that homemade Chernobyl

by King_John69 December 31, 2019

Chernobyl style

Sexual act during which man uses various stimulation to bring the woman to the very edge of climax. As she is teetering on the edge he inserts his control rod and she explodes with orgasm.

Dude: Hey man, I did it with my girlfriend chernobyl style. Her reactivity went through the roof and she spilled graphite all over the bed.

Man: Dude, get help.

by mathem July 25, 2019