cheeseism

a wonderful religion that worships cheese....we're better than broccolism!

mana:Whats your religion
kat: CHEESEISM...fa sho home slice

by cheeseism November 30, 2006

cheesin

cheesin: to grin insanely. Quite often after good news or a good getting into someone. If "pure" said in front of it, then a common Glaswegien saying emerges.
Not to be mistaken from the older sayin "cheesed off" used by middle aged people who still think that they are "hip"

I'm cheesin after last night
Ay you're pure cheesin ya bam
I'm cheesed of dudes 'coz I'm turning 50 tomorow

by random bulldog August 3, 2004

Cheesing

Doing something incredibly difficult in a way that makes said task unfairly easy, generally used in gaming.

Bro I'm cheesing this Dark Souls boss! He can't even get me from here!

by cock? June 6, 2020

cheesing

adj. Used to describe a person with an uncontrolable grin usually caused by a mischievious act of their own doing or as a result of drug use.

If you aren't stoned, why are you cheesing?

by poo eater May 3, 2003

cheese in the cactus

Having unprotected sex with a loose woman.

"Don't go putting cheese in the cactus."
or
"Oh dude, she's a skank ho! You didn't put your cheese in the cactus did you?"

by solarno August 6, 2008

Cottage Cheesing

Cottage Cheesing is when you suck off an old guy and then spit the cum into a jar, let it harden, then chisel it out and smoke it. Then as your smoking it, it runs down your throat giving you a warm sensation throughout your entire body. It is called "cottage cheese" Because as it's settling in the jar it resembles cottage cheese.

Guy #1: Hey man, want to go cottage cheesing?

Guy #2: Sure I know where a bunch of old guys hang out, it's a great spot!

Guy #1: Awesome! I'm starting to run out of cum!

Guy #2: Ya me too!

by MarkLP May 11, 2010

cheesing

A word that went from 2 definitions to 37 definitions on UD in just one day. Thanks to Trey and Matt.

South park aired an episode where Kenny got high off of cat pee and they called it cheesing. Now every South Park/Urban Dictionary freak like me has to add his/her/it's definition.

by Jerry Lambert March 27, 2008