cheetos

Tasty looking things, without a proper definite size, usually they can range from narrow and long, to miniscule and round. This gives me the impression that Cheetos are just made from the dough-runoffs of other snack food brands, so the makers can just make some extra money.

Manager: The immigrant workers have been complaining about constantly scooping off the excess dough from the cutouts of our Doritos brand.

CEO: Lets save both them, and me, some time, and money, by allowing the scraps to drop into a deep fryer ingeniously positioned beneath the conveyor belts meant for our less popular lines of snack foods.

Manager: Capital idea! We should call them Cheetos!

CEO: Now go fire all the workers and manual dough handlers!

by C Tan April 14, 2006

flaming hot cheetos

These are variants of the popular Cheetos chips made by Frito Lay. They are very spicy and stain your lips and fingers red. Flaming Cheetos are one of the primary food items among Mexicans and African Americans. Do not eat too many Flaming Hot Cheetos or you might become constipated.

1. Damn, I haven't taken a dump in a week after eating those Flaming Hot Cheetos.

2. "My ninja, them Mexicans jacked all of our Flaming Cheetos"

by Wayne October 31, 2004

cheetos bag

1. Comes in bite-sized or king-sized forms
2. Made out of a type of aluminum foil - inedible to most humans
2a. If digested, stomach will likely need to be pumped
3. Good material for a stupid bet that scumbags will attempt to devise

"Boy that cheetos bag is delicious"
"... you ate the BAG?"
"yea for $100"
"uh oh..."

by His loyal jester September 30, 2006

Hot Cheetos

Those hot chips that turn everything red (even your poop) that you can eat with everything and it's hella good.

Recipe:

Take a plain bagel and toast it lightly
Take plain cream cheese and put a lot of it on the bagel
Put a lot of hot cheetos on one side, put a single layer on the other.

Smash the sides together and what do you have?
A CHAGEL. =

Denaynay: I want some hot cheetos and cream cheese
Jonqueesha: Man, just slap em on a bagel!

by MONiKAA November 12, 2009

Cheetosexual

A name for trump supporters because 1) they love trump and 2) they can finally feel the oppression they want so badly to feel.

Sadly, my parents are cheetosexuals and will never be excepted in civilized society

by Bisexual_mess February 27, 2021

co-op cheetos

Junk food made from organic ingredients so you will feel better about eating it.

Billy's "healthy diet" is an illusion; his pantry is full of co-op cheetos and free range lard.

by goodmanjm August 6, 2009

Chelos syndrome

When you go out to eat, and you order way more than you can actually eat.

James and Jem order an appetizer, and full meals. They're full once they finish their appetizer, and are to stuffed to even eat their meals. They have Chelos syndrome.

James: "I'm going to order chicken wings, potato skins, and the steak meal"

Jem: "you know you won't be able to finish that, you have chelos syndrome right now"

by Jemmifire & James_Phoenix July 7, 2008