Snark Chariot

n. an ill-tempered man-beast whose body consists not of meat, bones, and skin, but rather 185 lbs. of well-defined, fully ambulatory fat. Biting sarcasm is his paint, the keyboard is his brush, and the seedy underbelly of the Internet is his canvas. Known to have an unwieldy head of hair, poor eyesight, and hostility toward ampersands.

"I served with Snark Chariot. I knew Snark Chariot. Snark Chariot was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Snark Chariot."

by Snark Chariot February 5, 2015

silver chariot requiem

silver chariot requiem or scr for short is silver chariot but requiem form

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by iamthere October 22, 2020

Satan's Chariot

He penetrates her vagina while she has her period and then finishes in her back door. She rides his red chariot to completion.

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by Budder cup June 5, 2013

coon chariot

A vehicle used by abo's to get from their dilapidated government housing to the nearest servo so they can attempt to steal some petrol to chrome on. Usually takes the form of an old Ford Falcon or equally worthless car. Coon chariots often have many home made attachments which are thort to add value to a already worthless piece of shit.

White man 1: Oi u see those abos overe there. Prolly looking for some young kids to rape in the back of their coon chariot.
White man 2: Nah mate its friday, they are on the way to the dole office then onto the bottolo to get some abo's handbags.
White man 1: Why dont u fuck off back to your humpy ya fuckin coon.
Abo: Fuck you brada, ima go chrome on petrol while my father rapes my daughter.

by bazzaa August 6, 2007

Chatroom

A place where old pedophiles go to find kids (because they're so old they don't know about Facebook). They usually end up finding other pedophiles.

Dan the pedophile went to the park after meeting a girl on a chatroom, expecting to rape a little girl. But instead he found Jack, another pedophile. The 2 pedophiles then decided to join forces in their sick, child molesting ways.

by Allanator April 28, 2011

Apollo's Chariot

The sexual act in which a man pours gasoline on his penis, lights it on fire, and proceeds to have intercourse with a man or woman. It is extremely painful and may lead to severe injury or death if done incorrectly (or correctly).

Matt got severe third-degree burns after riding Kevin's Apollo's chariot.

by John Fremont June 21, 2007

wanking chariot

The bed of a teenager, usually raised several inched off the floor by used kleenex.

c 'ya lads, Im off to my wanking chariot to go and knock one out.

by Codiak July 31, 2003