c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy)

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.

I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.

by ydontubendoverandillshowu April 30, 2008

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Chapadganju

A supreme insult (Origin : India , Language : Hindi) delivered to someone who is bald / balding. To be used when you're losing an argument and have no other choice. It has multiple closely related meanings.

1. Someone who is balding so terribly that a slap on the head (Chapad) will result in all remaining hair falling off.

2. Someone who applies hair growth compounds but they clearly don't have any effect.

3. A bald person who is also an asshole.

Yaar, tujhe kahaan se ladki milegi, Chapadganju saala.

( Dude, where will you ever find a girl, You Chapadganju saala

by iwasntjokingididthis March 4, 2019

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Chappad • chappadoodle • chapped • Chappaqua • chappal • Chapiadora • chappal dealer • chappedDiCk • Chappaquiddick • chappa

chapped penis

This is a condition whereby the penis become dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture due to having too much sexy time outdoors during the cold winter months.

Dave: Hey, Steve. I heard you had intercourse with Tracy yesterday in the park. I bet that was super!
Steve: Yes, it was A-OK ... until I woke up today with a chapped penis.

by Craig McJohnstone January 28, 2009

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