snowball's chance in hell

Impossible, no chance, unlikely. Slim to none probability.

"Dude, you have a snowball's chance in hell to go out with that chick."

by jukeboxshowdown May 13, 2005

pierre de la chance

When three French men have sex, the man in the middle is "pierre de la chance."

Sacré bleu! Ah am receiving le cock while ah am fucking l'asshole! Ah am none other than Pierre de la Chance! Enchanté!

by Revchu March 31, 2004

Chaneci

Fine ass bitch that knows how to get down. If you meet a Chaneci, MARRY HER! She's a rare jewel

Damn, I wish I had a Chaneci in my life.

by Shenasty October 19, 2016

cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Both parties don 3-D glasses; the man comes on his partner's face then puts his balls in her eyes.

Melinda received a text from her boyfriend Brandon that read "Tonight, after the party, I predict it will be cloudy with a chance of meatballs"

by rockymountaintaco September 19, 2009

chancelle

Fun loving girl who can get on your nerves. French word from the root elle meaning beautiful.

chancelle's coming over make sure you bring ear plugs

by rayelle October 21, 2011

chanene

Chanene is and angel from heaven. Can't be described as cute, beautiful or sexy, instead is considered all three. Is incredibly good looking and normally has exotic features. Has the most beautiful of smiles, is curvy and can dance. Is a deep person, easy to talk to and is caring and loving towards everyone. Every guy want a Chanene!!

Dude - "I just saw this beautiful shy girl dancing alone but I was too nervouse to do anything about it"

Other dude - "sorry man she was probably a chanene"

by die woes poes2 November 20, 2013

Last Chance Cat Ranch

A large animal rescue organization known for burning down a house full of cats.

Wow, I can’t believe someone would let a house with 60 cats burn down only to have around 30 of them die. That must have been the Last Chance Cat Ranch.

by Spok3 April 7, 2023