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in Her Majesty's secret cervix

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.
Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
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Smashing her cervical doors in

Smashing her cervical doors in is when you take her from behind and thrust so deeply it feels as though you hit a wall.
Alphy smashed Son’s FSW in so hard last night that it felt like he was smashing her cervical doors in. Must mean he has a mega cock!
by Son Yin no G Hine January 14, 2021
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Cervical Ram

When the mans penis is placed in the woman’s vagina at a high, violent speed causing the woman to be in pain and pleasure at the same time. This action can cause permanent damage to the vaginal walls. It’s very similar to a ship coming into a port too fast and destroyed the dock.
Jayden just tore the bitch up with his cock! I bet he used the cervical ram because his penis is covered in blood again!
by N1ćkd00śh January 18, 2020
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Cervixed

When a woman gets her vagina serviced at the gynecologist.
"Becky and I went to the gyno together today and got cervixed. It was well overdue; I smelled fishy." Doug P
by Dani Shells89 March 3, 2017
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cervical pick-axe

A penis that is too large for the receiving vagina...it damages the vagina and produces a profuse amount of blood upon withdrawal.

initiates an axe wound.

the opposite of "truck bay"
Phil unleashed his cervical pick-axe last night...do you know how i know?...blood everywhere!

When i broke her in it was cervical pick-axe style...but now i shes a truck bay...a heavy dose of labial whisking happened in between.
by Alzo April 26, 2009
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Cervical Squids

A form of stomach squids that reside in the cervix.
Dude, I was going to go down on this chick I met in the bar last night but she ended up having a bad case of cervical squids.
by vingen February 22, 2019
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