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end zone celebration

Something that onle people with a very low IQ do when they get a touchdown! Considering thats thier job it is pretty stupid.
Terell Owens scores a touchdown and does an end zone celebration.
by InsaneJesta November 5, 2007
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pre-union celebration

1. The politically correct term for a "bachelor party" (or "bachelorette party"). Typically used to avoid the negative connotations associated with bachelor parties. 2. A celebration prior to a couple's wedding.

Benefit of the word: If used quickly, the listener may think you said "reunion" celebration and will not question you regarding a "pre-union" celebration.
Wife Scenario 1:

Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's bachelor party next weekend?"
Wife: "No."

Wife Scenario 2:

Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's pre-union celebration next weekend?"
Wife: "Sure honey, have fun."

Hotel Scenario 1:

Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a bachelor party!"
Hotel: "I'm sorry sir, we do not allow bachelor parties at Fancy Hotel due to excessive damage, drug use and prostitution that is typically associated with them. Good-bye."

Hotel Scenario 2:

Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a pre-union celebration!"
Hotel: "Excellent, sir. How many guests will be staying with us?"
by theSchneid June 14, 2011
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Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!

The only greeting sufficient enough to be acceptable to all people.
Person trying too hard: Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!

Asshole: I don't celebrate any holidays in the area that happens during the time that Octavian the Eighth regarded as 'Wintertime'. I'll see you in court.
by West by SouthNorth December 23, 2010
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Face full of celebration

1. When a man ejaculates in someones face
George:
"Yo man I just gave Pedro a face full of celebration while he was sleeping, it was grimetastic..you had to be there."
by kbricks69 April 2, 2009
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Calabortion

The sudden onset of arousal when one discovers his preferred attraction to the male species, specifically to emo’s and goth’s.
Wow, I was chatting to Jack when he told me he had a sudden calabortion for Luke Keyser.
by WheelerDealer October 26, 2011
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Celebration Dinner

When your female counterpart requests you to perform oral sex on her. As she reaches climax, she defecates. That is your celebration dinner.
Oh, Ron....I hope you're hungry because I'm ready to give you a celebration dinner that you'll never forget!
by Rick Snorbstein January 12, 2011
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